@wh00pslol.bsky.social
Freelance illustrator and phone jockey from a frigid valley.
13.08.2025 15:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
four panel black and white doodle comic with a person and their cat. panel 1, the cat yells, "I WANT!". panel 2 the person says "What do you want". panel 3, the cat stops and stares blankly. panel 4, the cat yells "I WANT" again
what do you want
17.04.2025 13:12 — 👍 25647 🔁 4733 💬 298 📌 343im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
26.03.2025 18:57 — 👍 8079 🔁 1466 💬 79 📌 21just destroyed a meatball sub. the doordasher got caught up in the tussle so now I’ve unfortunately tasted human flesh
21.03.2025 17:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wilting
04.03.2025 22:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
18.02.2025 22:56 — 👍 18963 🔁 1673 💬 597 📌 75
This is Gorgeous George. Georgie Porgie. Gorgie. Zsa Zsa Ga-George. Georgious Morgious. Georgious. Gorge. Gorgamel. Gorgie Boy. Georgione. My little boy. My little tiny boy. My tiny little baby boy. I want to squeeze him. Little gorbie borbie. Gorbacious. He's going George-mode. George-coded.
19.02.2025 15:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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i loves me scurvy wife
15.02.2025 11:32 — 👍 181 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 0
15.02.2025 13:02 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
15.02.2025 16:27 — 👍 31348 🔁 3577 💬 350 📌 57There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain
15.02.2025 20:25 — 👍 20348 🔁 2510 💬 247 📌 64
#transrights #antifa #anticensorship #resist
12.02.2025 19:40 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
same
12.02.2025 15:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I wanted to let someone get away with taking advantage of me I'd volunteer with the Salvation Army
10.02.2025 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0presinald trunt
01.02.2025 22:42 — 👍 62 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0
Portland, ME #portland
02.02.2025 06:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ask Dunkin' Donuts for their secret menu item - The Tom Brady Special
01.02.2025 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Here, have some transparent PNGs of a lucky cat, a #serialexperimentslain VHS tape, a #cattoy, and a #vape
01.02.2025 22:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Places I've been
01.02.2025 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A soyjak holding a smart phone that has the NOCD app on its screen, an app for OCD therapy. The text reads "ERP Enjoyer", "it is what it is", "implying they're more than just thoughts", "mfw I don't need reassurance", and "implying you can solve for something"
I made this #soyjak for all the OCDheads and Reassurance-enjoyers #ocd
01.02.2025 22:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm on vacation now
27.01.2025 04:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“This doggone pencil don’t wanna write for hella beans” - great client
26.01.2025 21:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New band name: Sexual Hush Money
26.01.2025 21:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0she’s hepped up, she’s tapped out
26.01.2025 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pommed up pussy beard
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