goose

a large black bear sitting in a yard under some trees, looking potato shaped

potato

they should put up signs saying "this nice new road brought to you by the fair share amendment!"

theres the old saw about the four seasons being "almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction". feels like they've completely repaved every state highway this summer. pretty sure this is because of the millionaire tax! i have never seen a state law have such an immediate impact before!

a large green sea turtle sticking her head out from the water in a large tank

myrtle the green sea turtle kept harassing the tank divers for shell scratches

a rockhopper penguin with very fluffy molting feathers

the rockhoppers were very upset about molting

the sea lions at the new england aquarium act exactly like my cats when they know meal time is imminent

a man sits on a white armchair in a white room. he has on a spooky sweater and has a bowl of popcorn in his lap. he is laughing as he eats a handful of popcorn. the bowl has the pokémon gengar's face on it. next to his chair, nearly the same size as the chair, is a large gengar plush. on the other side of the plush is a matching chair with a smaller gengar plush sitting in it. there is a round wood table in between the chairs with various gengar plushies, gengar figurines, a gengar mug and a phone with a gengar case. on the floor is a gengar themed backpack. there is gengar art on the walls.

this is my wife if she was single

thats my girl!! taking a commanding lead!!

two images of brown bear 901 at katmai national park. on the left is bear 901 in june, standing in the water looking off into the distance, looking lean and shaggy. on the right is bear 901 in mid-september, extremely fat, looking back at the camera with one front paw delicately raised

im rooting for 901. the sassy pose. the winsome gaze. she's a queen

Fat Bear Week 2025 Fat Bear Week 2025

who cares about the rapture when there are fat bears to vote for
explore.org/fat-bear-week

thanks andy ❤️ i'm happy to hear that it holds up!

phone notification that says "Wall Power Connected. Sora is connected to wall power"

okay who plugged in the cat

lilith herself is the horrible and shitty gift that keeps on giving ❤️

i havent played it in ages, really hoping to find it's as good as it is in my memories!

a screenshot from chibi robo running on nintendo switch online. a blond haired white mom sits next to her red haired daughter who is wearing a frog costume hat. the mom says "Jenny, you're eight now. You can't run around in a frog costume all day! You need a real hat!"

god forbid a woman have hobbies

the profile of a tortoiseshell and white cat looking out a window at greenery.

a tuxedo cat comfortably nestled in a fluffy cat bed

my babies are one year old! look at these WOMEN

a picture of a toblerone chocolate bar

youve heard of chappell roan, now get ready for

screenshot of an email subject line: Fwd: Bear An empty email, then the forwarded content (in all caps): UNFORTUNATELY I DID NOT GET AN UP CLOSE PHOTO there is a distant photo of a lean black bear ambling down a wooded suburban street beneath the photo it says sent from my iphone

the followup

Screenshot of an email. Subject Line, in all caps: BEAR SIGHTING! bear emoji Content, also in all caps: I JUST HAD A MEDIUM SIZE BEAR WALK THROUGH MY YARD AND GO DOWN MY DRIVEWAY bear emoji IT IS 7/24 AT 5:56 PM

who needs nextdoor when you have a neighborhood mailing list and your neighbors are all retired septuagenarians

a small tuxedo cat with enormous eyes looking kinda loony

pictured: an asshole who snuck into the basement ceiling and wouldn't come out until i offered her cheddar cheese

oh!! did you know that pouring forest water on kalle demos kills it instantly??? i just found that out a few days ago. did not know any zelda had "phoenix downs kill undead" style mechanics

i saw that when i was looking up the heart pieces and i laughed so hard thats so MEAN

at least i still have the heart piece from hitting an old man many times

the meme of ben affleck smoking through the pain of existence. he is standing outside an apartment door in a blue shirt and jeans, a cigarette dangling from one hand and a look of bone deep exhaustion on his face

forgot to save after reaching floor 50 of the savage labyrinth in wind waker

his life is sooo much better now.

having four of them definitely seems to be good for all of them! sora's cat-social skills are getting better now that there are cats that don't want to murder him for existing. (dexter would go back to being an only child in a heartbeat though)

dont talk to me or my sister ever again (unless you have food)

the girls love everyone but they're definitely each other's favorite. sora is lil's next favorite and dex is eda's.

dexter likes edalyn, tolerates lilith, and despises sora.

sora doesn't like lilith, tolerates edalyn and will play with her, and has a complicated relationship with dexter lol

two cats are curled up right next to each other on soft white blankets. the larger brown tabby on the right has his face pressed into the shoulder of the tortie on the left.

he likes her, he really likes her!

he can't bring himself to talk to her without belittling her or being condescending, like he's talking to a child. and she comes away from every conversation doubting herself. he's always been like this, but he's been reveling in it lately. every time i hear what he said i want to commit a crime!

my SIL a) gave him a heads up that he'll be getting served divorce papers soon and b) asked if they can go from an every-other-day custody schedule to every two or three days. he flipped and accused her of being controlling and manipulative and not caring about their kids.