Jonathan

hey no big if not but do u know what the third book is called

Having just come off a weak 7.5, I’m jealous. 😭

That … is not what I was expecting.

“Every time someone types ‘lmao’ I imagine a French cat” written above a cat in a beret with a moustache and red striped shirt saying “Le mow.”

I can’t not see this.

Lmaohno

Wait, boobs make candy???

Also good luck. ❤️

I mean, you’re using the French loanword, and they’re using the Italian loanword.

Very little English happening here.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Reskeet the last meme you saved:

A bit yeah. 😅

post a photo where you accidentally look a bit dramatic

I’ve always wondered: what does it do to large amounts of hair? I used it for years but on short hair.

There’s a joke about marinades or basting here but I’m not going to make it.

I’m no expert but I think it would be hard to eat a dick that’s in the middle of fucking; probably better either before or after.

@medus4.com I DM’d you on twitter; I need a bit of help. If you could peek when you have a moment I’d greatly appreciate it. ❤️

For whommmmmmmmmmmmm?

Bisquick pancake and baking mix box because lolz

I thought bisquick.ie was the Irish website for the pancake mix?

A selection of books from my bookshelf including the aforementioned Guns, Germs, & Steel, amongst others. Yes I have Dewey Decimal / Library of Congress labels on all of my books. No I don’t want to talk about it.

❤️

Can do.

Yes ma’am.

Your name in bands

Ja Rule
One Republic
Nas
A Flock of Seagulls
Timbaland
Heart
Aerosmith
‘N Sync

That’s some beautiful rule bending right there. 🤣

Fair. 😅😊

Well, it’s kind of awesome. Also I want to thank my shit iPhone keyboard for such a great job messing with that last post. Ugh.

Wow, thank you. 😊 Hazel; green when I’m happy/doing well though.

I love this. Is it from book?

Reskeet this with a picture of you, and let the skyline rizz you up

(I have no idea what rizz means…)

That would wreck my day. Sorry about your awful dreams. ❤️

In a heartbeat. I’d even pay, assuming that was cool.

I am also doing same. 😅

Left forearm tattoo that says “Further”.

Tattoo on my right hand of a figure kneeling and probably holding something; something I did via automatic drawing when I was 16 or 17.

I’m 43. I got my first tattoos. Im slightly terrified what happens next: I’m an Autistic collector with money to burn… 😅