Allie Morgan

Try tabasco! A warrior's eyedrop! - Gowron, on an image showing a dude about to drop tabasco in his eye.

The weirdest thing about the Shirley Manson beachball story is that she's from Scotland. We all hate the fucking beach. It's pebbles and razor clams and ice cold spray off the windy sea.

"A BBC journalist pulled out a deck of tarot cards and consulted the spirits..."

"A BBC journalist ran the image through an AI chatbot which identified key spots that may have been manipulated."

It's a language model. It doesn't "identify" shit. It predicts what you want to hear.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Sculpture in white of two women lying side by side embracing on a rectangular bed

Memorial To A Marriage, 2002, sculpture by New York based artist Patricia Cronin #WomensArt

Cautiously hyped about this. I enjoyed watching him in The Edge of Sleep.

wow who was he up against

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby

Of course these are the same people whose only defense is "the other football team also do this" any time Glasgow is ripped up by footie riots so the standard isn't exactly high.

I used to get so many angry replies when I said that but it seems like even the biggest footie lads are finding it hard to defend this one.

Football culture is cancer.

Following @sailorrooscout.bsky.social is a great way to combat doomerism. Medical science is magic and medicine is making advances every day.

To my friends from LiveJournal I still think about you Wonder if you finally quit, Do you still speak to your mom? I remember when you went to Japan How you swore you'd never forgive him. I can't remember to take my meds but I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat. It's a strange intimacy, all of us unspooling across decades of internet space Like balls of yarn leaving a trail behind us of everywhere and everyone we've ever been I hope you got your houseboat. I hope you got everything. -Hayley DeRoche

♥️

A world map infographic comparing annual per capita consumption of coffee versus tea, with countries shaded brown where coffee is consumed more and teal where tea is consumed more. Large swaths of the globe including most of Asia, the Middle East, Africa, and the UK are shown preferring tea, while North America, most of South America, much of Europe including Scandinavia, and Australia are shaded for coffee. The split shows clear regional trends: coffee dominates in the Americas, Northern and Central Europe, and Australia, while tea dominates in Asia, Africa, and the Middle East. The map is titled “COFFEE VS TEA What’s consumed more in cups per year,” with a key identifying coffee in brown and tea in teal, and cites Statista as the source. At the bottom is the logo for The World in Maps.

Ways to divide the world pt 17 of 185

Screenshot of Discord's privacy settings.

Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).

It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.

Make sure you have these disabled.

good article though unfortunately the game industry is largely controlled by people who are unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats

Picture shows lid of a 'vintage' Polly Pocket Jewelled Palace, photographed on a wooden table top.

Picture shows base of a Polly Pocket Jewelled Palace lying among seaweed.

Many moons age, we found the lid of a 'vintage' Polly Pocket Jewelled Palace (1992) washed up on a beach in Cornwall. Years later, we found its base.
#plasticarchaeology

AAAAAAAAAAAA

Morning.

Nice!

They were slightly more polite about it but frankly they should have just been glad my mum, who was at the same party, didn't overhear. 😂

One of the few times someone did this to my face I managed to hit out with "I got paid either way" and I'm still buzzing from that one.

Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.

Website Task Flowchart

xkcd.com/3175/

This bird’s greed delights me

Rectum? Damn near exploded 'um.

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

Ours has been up and down. We've had power cuts too.

Downdetector page showing that outage reports are up on most major internet providers.

Apparently there is a weird partial broadband outage covering large patches of the UK today and has been all day. I haven't seen any news about it but downdetector, etc reports are way up.

My most listened to artist of the year? that’s right the girl reading this