existenocrisis

Did my first shovel pass. About 8” of superfluff snow. It’s doing magical things with the light too. Why did my best moment of the day come at 11:30pm.

Inquiry at desk.. Nov. 1948 "Can I get a book telling me how to be mistress of ceremonies at a musical orgy?"

New York Public Library

Double true for me because there is Sortilège in my coffee RIGHT NOW

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

That's why existence is a form of resistance♥️👍🏿

If you're a white person that knows that racism is silly? Live long enough to be old. And help your community survive. Rugged individualism is a lie. Humans are communal animals. Empathy is in our nature.

If you're Black, you already know what to do.

I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

I ain’t gotta shovel later. I’ll just show this to my driveway 🔥

The kids are not only alright, they're funny and innovative.

*pauses, eyes closed*

A great Discourse happened here.

Wait till you get home unless you like screaming in public!

An enamel pin of a white opossum dressed as a wizard, wearing a blue star-patterned hat and yellow robes while holding a glowing wooden staff.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Possum Mage Pin. This magical possum knows a near-infinite number of spells. But he only ever casts one, to conjure a dumpster that he immediately climbs into.
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Dawg the toys are teaching the kids about butlerian jihad

Of all the things we are doing in MN, this one is just beyond. Imagine being released from hell alone in the cold. And a total stranger has waited all night with a blanket just to be ready to hug you and carry you home. Every job we do is crucial, but this one is what restores humanity and dignity.

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And yelling bomb on a plane

Need a wife guy by which I mean a guy who will be my wife

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland.

And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

old timey woodcut showing a triumphant fencer with a sun for a head and a crown of stars running a dark figure with a skull mask through

conquering darkness with the radiant power of posting

adairsofair commented on instagram: In elementary school we weren't allowed to wear hats and in 3rd grade this boy, Joey, came in with a hat on and we were all like "Joey ur gonna get in trouble!" And the teacher told him to take it off but he said he got a really bad hair cut so the teacher and him went out in the hall and then they came back in and she said "Joey is allowed to wear a hat today"

laughing so hard I might cry at this random instagram comment

Be nice to people with glasses. We pay to see you

It’s a humidifier appliance with the buttons and such on the front arranged to look like a smile face. It’s positioned in front of a mirror so the back side is visible and the screw holes and other grooves are a frown face! Smile on the front while frowning on the back.

Ok let’s get this dread

Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop

And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹)

RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless

The correct way to perfectly soften butter is one stick under each breast for 10-15 minutes. You're welcome.

I read the first post as “ISS commander” so I am now in physical pain wtf

Alright little cup of coffee, you better fix my whole fucking life.

Not the first to say it but this would yield surprising results!

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job

Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco

A mock card that says you're more reliable than my sleep schedule

So ... Unpredictable chaotic evil