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@markfford.bsky.social

Inquiring mind. Longtime law. Mid-career nom de plume novelist. Racing car stuff. Beer, coffee and gastronomy. All πŸ“· are mine.

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I’ll have my AI write (to) your AI.

24.02.2026 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saving himself for the State of the Union.

24.02.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But if it stops just one incel becoming a psychopath….

23.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well it is Amerikkka

23.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He should have played the Tourette card

23.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She really really really wants that pardon for her bro.

23.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like people who buy a pitbull for a pet and then wonder why it ate their baby.

23.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎯

Not helping the β€˜not who we are’ story.

23.02.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, the others there are also clearly paradigms of adulthood.

23.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bless the foreverness of the interwebs.

23.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hadn’t realised rates and insurance premiums were set based on vegetable price blips.

22.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a mascot in a washington capitals jersey is holding a black box ALT: a mascot in a washington capitals jersey is holding a black box

Can we see the WH memes for all the games in between?

22.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I need to go back to bed and pray I wake in a different parallel universe.

22.02.2026 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

America unashamedly showing exactly who and what it is.

21.02.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the look they need.

21.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should have gone all in and used the booking mugshot.

21.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By now he’s pretty much undemeanable.

21.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

βœ‚οΈ πŸ’?

21.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎯

21.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would anyone sane want to watch it?

21.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those parent she’ll have to look after must be mighty proud of him.

20.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His head would explode if he heard about a menstrual cycle.

20.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a mighty big clan.

20.02.2026 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Too easy. πŸ˜‰

18.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a white dress . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a white dress . He says, β€œme thinks the lady doth protest too much”.
18.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always wondered needed what a high quality voice sounded like.

18.02.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh if only the pilot had a chute.

18.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She outlived her usefulness.

17.02.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He can smell that old lettuce.

16.02.2026 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many naugahydes died to make that abomination?

Side note, what’s middle-aged Napoleon Dynamite holding? πŸ€”

16.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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