mac from its always sunny ⚧️👻

nobody ever says "think of the children" and means "protect the ways they can discover the world outside of their abusive family"

working from home on medical recovery for a week means listening to ethel cains entire discography on repeat and getting very upset when I have to join a zoom call because there's still 4 and a half minutes left of pulldrone wdym I have to pause it

applebees??? well who the fuck put them in there

started thinking about the walking function and agility contests in nintendogs and now I need to procure a nintendo ds immediately

what if I got into pottery. what if I got into pottery and started making like mugs and bowls and shit. what if I shaped them like things and also painted them. u couldn't even stop me

beesechurger. that is all

physically I'm sitting on the couch on muscle relaxers so I can turn my neck, but spiritually I'm edward kenway from assassins creed black flag steering the jackdaw directly into a rogue wave just for funsies

a tattoo sleeve of a bunch of blank puzzle pieces so u can fill them in for a creative activity when ur bored

o shit!! squeak squeak 🐁

if I was a rat would u give me cheese and scratch me between the ears or do u even care

watch party idea!!! watch mac groan for approximately 30 minutes while it waits for the first dose of pain meds of the day to kick in

good morning!! 🖤

incredibly thankful my neck surgery recovery has me working from home this week so I don't have to hear about kid rock from my least favorite coworkers all week

yeah I'm wearing em rn

omg lets play dress up!! :3

Monty Python's rabbit of caerbannog scene as knights flee from the deadly rabbit

Republicans getting destroyed by a bunny at halftime

definitely you, the AI would be algorithmic and soulless but you've got that x factor. pizzazz if you will

Mac posing naked on the couch wearing a neck bandage. Its grabbing its tits and showing off its belly, with part of its pubic hair showing. Its sticking its tongue out at the camera.

Mac posing naked on the couch in a slightly different position. Its showing off its tits and its belly and thighs. Part of its pubic hair is visible between its thighs.

its super cold this morning but I can help keep you warm :3

they should invent neck surgery that doesn't fucking hurt so bad at 3:30 in the morning

its as the legends say

good bunny. great bunny even

The picture is the ship from Star Fox 64 as depicted in Super Smash Bros The text is "Taylor Swift on her way to the other side of the room"

come over!!

antibiotics and eggs. eggtibiotics. antibieggics. brekfest :3

bonus points if u got some spare wisdom teeth or something to throw in the soup too

then u can give her a fancy jar or something to keep it in!! put some glitter in the embalming fluid and make a snowglobe :3

very excited to not have to pack my open neck wound full of gauze twice a day to let it drain so it doesn't get reinfected. I did not go to school for this

if the blood vial doesn't work u could get an xray scan of ur heart

Mac sitting on the couch and looking off to the side of the camera. Its wearing a black tank top and wearing surgical netting around its neck to hold bandages in place following neck surgery. Its neck is getting less swollen!!

so nice to have a visible jawline again after surgery. I missed it