connor

happy Sunday I need water

AI ruins everything and anything to do with it throws me into a rage

OH WE WON

not jimmy 😭

if you're the Savannah whose Chipotle order I accidentally had delivered, can I just ask why you put extra sour cream on your burrito

if I’m not at a bar surrounded by gays soon I will Combust

high for this weekend only being 80 I could nut

dropped off the keys and fully moved out of our apartment and I’m so emo

Connor and I moved into our new house today and the neighbors literally brought us homemade cookies 🥺🥺

need that man to asphyxiate already

Can't wait to be moved into our new place this Saturday omg

watching tourists walk around our neighborhood clutching their purses is so funny to me 😭

donating the last two pairs of skinny jeans I own. rip to those legends

so he’s definitely going to fire the fed chair to distract from this, right

Well this sure as hell isn’t incriminating! Nothing to see here.

this season is already so good ugh #bb27

BUT Dems should obviously keep pushing this very hard! It's making headway and we need all the help we can get.

Trump publicly blaming Obama/Biden for the Epstein files just means that a vast majority of MAGA will pivot to accepting that. I understand people want to see a "breaking point" for his support but conspiracy theories and lack of critical thinking are a hell of a drug.

you think I wanna play fucking boom clap in a fucking college are you jo-king

7000-series train with the crisp AC please save me

June 2027 unfortunately

spy agencies essentially telling tulsi gabbard to fuck off is so funny to me

dinner tonight was pretzels with hummus and a bottle of rosé

don’t want to wish away summer per se but I would enjoy if it didn’t feel like the gates of hell were opening

good morning but at what cost

Thank you!!

Thank you!

Thank you!

all the little gay people in my phone keep telling me it’s my birthday today :)

strawberry daiquiris have no business being that good