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Protester in frog costume stands in front of tank (meme of Tiananmen Square “Tank Man”)

Portland, OR, 2025

And you. Your two now making the very most of their reprieve.

Charlie (sleeping) and Darnell (sat up) brothers, now 3 years old but had been in a rescue for first two and a bit years of their life. They’re still very timid but they’re doing well.

Our two…. [feet - posters own]

He did. But I wonder how long that lasted. Probably about as long as that 3kg of cola bottles

You know who doesn't integrate? People like Robert Jenrick. You think he works out at the local leisure centre? Goes to the Tuesday night pub quiz? You think his golf club lets anyone play? Or his private members' clubs let anyone in? He puts the ick in prick

Yarm to Eastbourne as well.

Easy for me to say as I’m not the target as such but important to remember that the flags thing is like booing a minutes silence. A situation where minority get to appear as a the only real voice.

Congrats to everyone who managed to make a selection. I looked at the nominations as they were coming in and o couldn’t get my mental list down below 25

All £725bn

Should be are you ready to Brock!

Hate seeks to divide us. But hope endures when we stand together. Our solidarity is with the Jewish community today. #britainstandstogether

Sadly I am most interested in the colour coding and whether the current one big league format is getting a different coding to group. It should do as the dynamics are different I think.

Gabriel going down like a soft sack of shit. Chaos theory. If a butterfly flaps its wings in the centre circle an Arsenal player will get blown down in the box.

Nicely done!

Thought it was the only way to compete with Sabbath!

‘Life is very short and there’s no time for fussing and fighting, my friend.’

Seen a few of these. Lung cancer existed before smoking became widespread. That clearly has no bearing on the clear links between smoking and lung cancer.

The Tylenol / Paracetemol link to autism is nonsense because there are huge studies which show no link. Not because of a simplistic timeline.

Go for 69 Love Songs next. It’s an absolute belter.

Who mentioned Arsenal. Plenty of teams have over enthusiastic set piece coaches. It’s not all about you.

As do all ex Man Utd players at the moment. This is a trend I am enjoying.

Eddie looking the boy most likely at the moment. Though to be fair Ruben Amorim is coming up fast on the rails.

So Newcastle play for territory and it results in a goal kick. Barcelona voluntarily play thd goal kick short and wide, putting themselves into a “worse” position than the post kick off throw in. Which coach is the idiot?

Yeah, but who the fuck is Henry Boot?

I liked this album when it came out but (British) Sea Power were a slow grower for me. I’ve since seen them several times and think they’re one of the best British bands of the last 20 years.

A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class.

This is Kirk's legacy.

You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.

Can we take the piss out of it for being a public school thing?

You need to listen to some @warringtonruncorn.com I left his last gig wondering when we collectively lost the capacity for grand utopian plans.