Kitty Dorkling

WOW HOW DID WE GET HERE HUH

The witch cleans and dusts her cottage thoroughly, makes some coffee with a stick of cinnamon to stir it, and sits back down in her rocking chair with relief. She is glad the Lady is now free of pain, although she wonders if she should have anticipated the Squire's death...

Autistic woman totally dyes hair blue to piss off incels An autistic woman has revealed that she mostly dyes her hair blue in order to annoy basement-dwelling dweebs who think women can’t be autistic.  Niamh Callaghan, 27, reportedly likes her blue hair,…

Niamh Callaghan, 27, reportedly likes her blue hair, but not as much as she likes being the physical manifestation of an Aspie Supremacist’s worst nightmare.

More portrait styles! ✨

Uhh @uzbadyubi.bsky.social? Side-gig?

WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN ELDAR
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN ELDAR
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN ELDAR
Ritually dismember him in a sacrifice to Ynnead!

Hmm. Needs work.

Novels are just comics consisting of one picture and an overwritten caption.

Sorry, what? There is no “race debate”. There is racism, there are racists.

This isn’t a legitimate political polemic, this is hate speech and hate crime.

Can we stop trying to wedge the bigotry of fragile white men in to public discourse? Doing so is hate-washing and we need to stop it.

There just aren't very many folk songs about Warhammer... yet.

LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX

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America! Americans! People who know Americans! This big wonderful book I wrote is out in the US today. It's lovely and huge and interesting. Cheers!

I see this more in literature but it goes for any storytelling medium tbf.

If your character has sex (or is raped) only once in their life and proceeds to carry a healthy pregnancy to term I am giving you SUCH a fucking side-eye.

Goes double if they're still a teenager.

One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five to speak to customer services,
Six to return to the main menu,
Seven to hear those options again

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

What is wrong with people honestly

Manners? In a tortie?? I'll believe it when I see it! 😹

There are some people very positive this won’t happen in the UK.

The Crime and Policing Bill is due for debate in the Lords this week. Until this Bill - complete with the amendment decriminalising abortion - gets Royal Assent, getting an abortion remains a crime in England and Wales.

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Ray Liotta etc etc

Very pleased to see MCM London Comic Con taking a hard stance against AI generated stuff.
If you see anyone selling this slop, now we can report them!

Ooh hello!

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

I will always treasure the time that I got to tell the Ancient Near East specialist in the classics & near east department that Ea-Nasir was not only known to randos outside of her field, but had a fanbase and memes.

(She was baffled but pleased, and corrected my pronunciation of his name.)

Mr_Weebl - Twitch Working on A Live Set

Tweaking and practicing my live set on twitch.tv/mr_weebl

The late Squire's sister has arrived from the South in a fancy carriage with her son and daughter in tow, and the witch packs to return to her cottage. She greets the Squire's sister, who raises an eyebrow at her outstretched hand, and sweeps past her into the manor.

Cor, MLP tent! Nice!!

That was last year probably. Can't really tell. 👀

Post you from a different era

Woah wait you're... you're thingy! Whose name I can't remember! It's you! I remember you (except your name)!