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Jim Mortleman

@jimjar.bsky.social

Writer, parodist; punster; puzzler; potty-mouth; penner of odes; podcaster; free thinker; synth tinkerer; dad; hat fan. Also jimjar on Twitter

772 Followers  |  699 Following  |  344 Posts  |  Joined: 14.07.2023  |  2.5205

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Sadly not, but he's still doing "Eddie Don't Like Furniture". πŸ™‚

13.10.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First time tonight in about 20 years that I've seen John Hegley live and delighted to report he's still as great as ever.

12.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After the gig, I got chucked out for pervery. It wasn't. I was falsely accused and sometime I'll explain why, but it had everything to do with the late Bill Hicks.

11.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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...and got a beautiful dedication in his autobiography to boot.

11.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Kunt and the Gang - The Wrong Ian Watkins (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by KuntGangVEVO Kunt and the Gang - The Wrong Ian Watkins (Official Music Video)

Seeing @kuntandthegang.bsky.social tonight in Cambridge. This seemed appropriate...
youtu.be/_nlJgA_xWU8?...

11.10.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
My hand holding the cover of Aussie electronic musician HAAi's new album, HUMANiSE. Sleeve shows her wearing a black suit, white shirt and stripey tie in four partially superimposed successive 'mid stride' poses from back left to right front of the image.

My hand holding the cover of Aussie electronic musician HAAi's new album, HUMANiSE. Sleeve shows her wearing a black suit, white shirt and stripey tie in four partially superimposed successive 'mid stride' poses from back left to right front of the image.

New HAAi album Humanise is excellent. Balances kooky electronica and banging techno at just the right level, with more distinct and emotional vocals than her last LP. Capsule review: blissfully wistful/wistfully blissful. And it's on @muterecords.bsky.social, indisputably the best label there is. πŸ™‚

10.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A useless muppet with his hand up a ventriloquist dummy

A useless muppet with his hand up a ventriloquist dummy

"I'd like you all to meet a little friend of mine. Look Conference, it's Amit the Asylum Seeker. Say hello, Amit!"

"Salag allygug"

"And why have YOU come to Great Britain, Amit?"

"Genefits!"

"You see, Conference? THIS is what we are up against.

07.10.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Little Friends A Forgotten E4 Prank TV Show
YouTube video by King Of The 00s Little Friends A Forgotten E4 Prank TV Show

The 2003 E4 prank show Little Friends was well funny but got pulled because of the sweary kids and never released on DVD. Anyone know who produced it so I can beg them to shove it up online somewhere anonymously?
youtu.be/2dcy0FY2YMw?...

30.09.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
#OffGridPod logo: Two cartoon heads engaged in conversation, with their brains on show. One head's lid is open, and icons representing chemistry, literature, music, film and biology are spilling out from it. Above the heads, a pen labelled "General Knowledge" is writing the phrase "Off-Grid", which is spilling out of the bounds of a crossword grid that pokes into the edge of the image.

#OffGridPod logo: Two cartoon heads engaged in conversation, with their brains on show. One head's lid is open, and icons representing chemistry, literature, music, film and biology are spilling out from it. Above the heads, a pen labelled "General Knowledge" is writing the phrase "Off-Grid", which is spilling out of the bounds of a crossword grid that pokes into the edge of the image.

A spiral staircase, view from the bottom. Some helium-filled heart-shaped balloons have floated to the ceiling at the top.

A spiral staircase, view from the bottom. Some helium-filled heart-shaped balloons have floated to the ceiling at the top.

**Censor Mayonnaise Jingles – Ep. 60**

In which we Censor Mayonnaise Jingles, tut at grave-robbers, locate hats, hunt the snark in a poem, and try to translate backwards.

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If you’d like to know where all that comes from, please click play: […] […]

[Original post on offgrid.tlmb.net]

28.09.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been restoring some of my mum's old #cartoons, damaged photocopies of which surfaced after her death in 2020 (thread)...

23.09.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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It's happening! #rapture

23.09.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been restoring some of my mum's old #cartoons, damaged photocopies of which surfaced after her death in 2020 (thread)...

23.09.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Obligatory #theylive repost…

16.09.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ta. It was five years ago now, and she had Alzheimer's for the last 10y of her life, so the end, when it came, was frankly a blessed relief. Been good to finish restoring some of her old 'toons though. I still have quite few more in the loft!

22.09.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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After her passing, I uncovered quite a few more of her #cartoons, although some were in a very poor state. I have been trying to restore some of them. One such is the cartoon frieze that follows here, drawn in 1953 for a party she and her flatmates held shortly after she'd met my Dad...

22.09.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rose Mortleman, A Cartoon Life, November 1931 - August 2020 Last month, journalist and podcaster Jim Mortleman shared the following story on Twitter about his recently late mother Rose and her life in comics,

A #cartooning thread...

Some of you will already know my late mum was a commercial artist and (mostly amateur) cartoonist. If not you can read this piece on Bleeding Cool which was originally a thread I wrote on the other place shortly after her death... bleedingcool.com/comics/rose-...

22.09.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Top work, Led By Donkeys. The Trump-Epstein film they projected onto Windsor Castle last night, in full... www.instagram.com/reel/DOsVh55...

17.09.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They've definitely banged up the wrong people. (I see LBD have had to delete their post, too. 🀬)

www.reuters.com/world/us/fou...

17.09.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Similarly, my Dad had a copy of Simon & Garfunkel's soundtrack to "The Graduate" which has completely disappeared from the stash of vinyl I rescued from his house.

16.09.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mum could knock a decent version of The Entertainer out on the piano, too, which she learnt after seeing the movie.

16.09.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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