Alexis (Taylor’s version)

The sinister figure sitting with steepled fingers in the back of the car back to Sandringham is now Montgomery Burns-Windsor

“Release the corgis”

The Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album cover, but it's all 2000AD related. It obviously doesn't feature every single character from the last 49 years, so I apologise if you think I've missed one, but I made sure to include as many as I could.

Happy birthday, 2000AD.
49 years in an iso-cube and still the galaxy's greatest comic.

The Democracy Manifest guy being manhandled into a red car by the cops. He's now Andy Windsor and one of the arresting officers is Paddington Bear, who always puts in a shift regardless of his day job as a Peruvian psychopomp.

"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Trading secrets? Trading succulent state secrets?"

Donald Trump and Liz Truss standing together in matching pink golf shirt and dress (I’ll let you imagine which is wearing which), now both bearing the words “I’M WITH STUPID” and an illustration of a hand, each pointing at the other. His grin is as fake as his skin colour and hers is as gormless as someone who’s had an elective gormectomy. Yes it’s a couple of days late, I’ve been busy, ok?

My tiny kitchen in the aftermath of a culinary apocalypse.

The good thing about such a simple recipe is there’s no need for a mess.

A Tupperware* box containing four pancakes of dubious quality, lidded and ready for me to take to work tomorrow. Out of focus in the background are two of the two halves of a lemon and a pot of black peppercorns, both of which were used in tonight’s atrocity. *actually the box either came from Poundland or wrapped around a Chinese takeaway

Future me will be grateful for this unique lunchtime experience.

You can just imagine this one. No, worse than that.

This cheese and marmite pancake is called “leave me alone”.

It is as described. The feta is in cubes, scattered over the surface of the benighted pancake, amongst a forest of whole spinach leaves.

Spinach and feta. Yes I had a lot of spinach. I still have a lot of spinach.

This one is severely burned on one side, like Harvey Dent.

This half-crispy pancake is called “heart of sadness”.

The previous scrambled egg and spinach pancake, now rolled up on a plate. It was about the fifth one made and the first I could actually roll up.

This spinach and scrambled egg pancake is called “a sock full of sick”.

It’s true

So I filled it with spinach and scrambled egg.

A pancake in the heart-shaped pan, this time mostly intact even after flipping

Excitingly, this one nearly worked.

On a plate, the remains of another pancake, now in about four ruined pieces, swimming in lemon juice and chaotically strewn with far too much sugar (and presumably also some cinnamon although I can’t tell them apart)

This lemon, brown sugar and cinnamon pancake is called “the agony of separation”.

The same pancake after flipping, now a twisted flannel after mopping up cat pee.

No.

A pancake cooking in a heart-shaped frying pan. It’s a bit oily but mostly intact, which is a better start than expected.

Could it be? Have I finally mastered the simplest recipe known to humanity, after a mere 21 years of trying?

It is with great regret that I announce the losers of this year’s #pantscake.

#pancake #pancakeday #shrovetuesday

Pretty sure Wuthering Heights would be getting a lot better reviews if they’d used my theme tune that I sent them.

Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.

🎶I'll be eating you, when the bombs starts to fall.
I'll be eating you, since I've turned cannibal.
I'll be eating you, so there's nowt you can do.🎶

A parody of Wes Streeting's Guardian article with the headline changed to "Ignore the smears: I was never a close friend of Dick Dastardly. And I never wanted to stop the pigeon - Wes Muttley" "I knew him but not well, and worry now that he thrived in the Vulture Squadron. It was not just failed vetting: there was a failure of moral seriousness." Streeting has been photoshopped with an aviator cap and goggles, along with a red aviator scarf.

The intrigued/disgusted dichotomy of the Kombucha Girl meme, now wearing a MAGA hat as she is intrigued by an illuminated sign saying ‘KID’ but disgusted when it’s zoomed out to reveal ‘KID ROCK’

Why was Trump watching #BadBunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show instead of #KidRock’s?

Something compelled me to make this

Trump wearing a gorilla costume in the shop (and pose) of the hot dog guy from the ‘I Think You Should Leave’ sketch

“We’re all trying to find the staffer who did this”

go off jack white

They made up a whole story about a White House staffer posting ut in the middle of the night, and Trump just goes Leeroy Jenkins and says, "You're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red!"

everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys

YouTube video by TheDarkGl0ve Look Around You - Remix - Music Video

More 20th anniversary Look Around You (2) February celebrations. This remix is fantastic, and always makes me get a bit teary eyed.

Saline.

Write that down.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyd1...

Who could this be? Hmm…

This one is my favourite. Both the observation and the illustration.

I’ve been posting observations online since 2011. Back in 2013, when I only had a few people reading them, an artist @400footghost.bsky.social read this one: A woman on the tube, her beautiful silver hair cascading in waves over her vivid red cape, nods to herself as she reads a book about tigers.🧵

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