Pride Reads Drew

Why would any show (looking at you Loot) create an in-show advert with a website and NOT get the website?

For my novel I created a whole tiktok account just to tie in

2 agent noes came through today. Along with 2 deadlines hit, with silence.

Along with my other No, that leaves 6 agents left to hear from.

Will my duel timeline, queer crime mystery find an agent in this batch?

God I cannot put myself through self publishing again

Haha. He must have. Some of those leaps took weeks. Maybe between leaps, he got to sleep in the ether

Everything being pistachio flavour really is the last fucking straw to this timeline tbh

“TikTok is just stupid videos that will rot your brain”

Oh really? Well maybe after reading about the state of the world, and everyone’s opinion on it, on Twitter and Bluesky every day, maybe I need stupid videos to soothe my anxiety! Ever thought of that you daft twunt?

Why anyone looks up to any celeb at this point is beyond me. You just don’t know when they’re gonna fail you. This is why I don’t do parasocial

When I watched it I immediately thought of you.

Did you like the Spirk scene?

@ryanthomasriddle.com did you see the SNW finale?

I think The Paper is ok but the reality of the camera crew does not hold up at all. Why do they have multiple shots but are not in the background of any shot? It’s “real life” they’re not doing the scene twice. Where were they in the car scene? Nothing makes sense

My issue with shows that are fake documentaries, is they have multiple camera positions but clearly only 1 single camera for the in-show crew. We never see the other camera and if it is only 1 camera, why are they doing multiple takes when it’s real life?

This can’t just be me?

Ok. That’s my first wave of 11 agents submitted to.

All agents I’d love to sign with including one in particularly who I may have gushed too much to in my query letter. Ooops.

I will never understand dog (and cat) owners who lose their aged pet and get a new dog or cat within weeks.

Awww. I’ve not seen Leonard for years. Literally years when he was always on twittter.

Okay, wish me luck! Here I go again. Back in the agent query trenches.

I forgot how long this takes. Every single agent wants a different file format, file title, different things for the query letter. And if you don’t get these little things right, they’re not even gonna read my chapters.

The latest Pride Reads Newsletter is on its way

Another excellent Strange New Worlds. Particularly laugh out loud this week. I fall in love with show more and more every episode

Pride night 1 DONE!

Now to rest before the bigger night 2 happens.

Writing a pitch for a novel is not the easiest thing, but needs must and it’s almost query time.

I’m actually pretty happy with it, and it wasn’t as hard as last time.

Oooh I can’t wait now. Because I think there’s been loads of amazing episodes so if you’re all saying this is particularly good, then…

So I’m off to a space rave tomorrow and I needed to make an old pair of shoes fit the theme

Just got to the ep where enterprise gets sent back in time and they tell the current crew. They really did make it even more nohomo with pairing everyone up to opposite genders.

@ryanthomasriddle.com tell me these two finally get together or at least shag it out of their system?!

Haha I know the answer is NOHOMO but you thought it too, right? Not just me 😂

To soothe my soul, and perhaps my adhd, I have ordered a large amount of American and Mexican sodas to enjoy this week, including Mexican Coke, real sugar Dr Pepper, orange cream Coke and Barq’s cream soda and red too (amongst many others)

If Beto doesn’t name his documentary “Star Trek” in SNW I will be disappointed 😂

A few things I treated myself to, today.

I bloody love Strange New Worlds. The core of every single tv show ever made, is that it should be entertaining. And SNW does not fail to entertain. Every week. I hope they manage to sneak in another musical episode before the series finale.

❤️❤️❤️

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Blue background. Text reads It’s world emoji day. My second book (that I’ll be querying soon) summed up in emojis: skull emoji, house and garden emoji, film camera emoji, detective emoji, old man emoji, pride flag emoji, old woman emoji, question mark emoji. Sum up your WIP or forthcoming story in emojis

World Emoji Day: writerly twist.