Glittery tears

tears as lube, top edition

Maybe this could be the first femdom turned into grief survival social media account lol

I wish my tongue had the texture of a cat tongue but only occasionally when I wanted it to be that way

It’s sad there are probably at least three reasons why it wouldn’t be safe to sound a dick with an icicle

So interesting, we played this twice and interpreted the directions as “forward, backward, east, west” so if it said go east we went east and then forward forward forward etc. Now I want to re-read the rule book to see if we were totally off base! Definitely many rules were….open to interpretation

Awwwww maybe this will work to summon me back to life!

(I’m sure in other contexts that comment could be creepy but to me it was wonderful and it was said only in a reassuring way)

Sometimes when I’m sad, and sure there are no kind people left in the world, I think about the time a human remembered that I had said I hated feeling like ppl were spending time with me only because they were horny. They got off multiple times before seeing me & told me. It made me feel very seen.

I desperately want to, I hate missing it….. but having not done BDSM in ages my heart isn’t quite in it 😭😭😭😭

Grief

My head is so not in the game anyway. Libido, who is she?

Looking at the dark odyssey fusion schedule… I guess it says a lot about me that I thought “gee I’ve already attended at least half of these workshops at previous camps” 😅

It’s very convenient of DC to always hold pride on my birthday

💜 my hypothesis had gotten as far as 🤔 it seems like organic compounds burn instead of melt.. but then I got stuck on chocolate. And wondering if any food could be a gas state…

How could I melt a potato? We ask, if we can melt a marshmallow over a campfire, why not a potato?

Somebody besides me has had this thought

www.thenakedscientists.com/articles/que...

I’m high.
Why can you melt ice, melt gold, melt chocolate but you can’t melt a potato
?

My therapist instructed me to think about what 5 items would go on a pentagram to summon my boss-ass-bitch-domme side of me when I’m not feeling it but I want to feel it. That’s an exact quote.

Walking into work singing in my head “LONELYYYYY IM SO LONELYYYY I HAVE NOBODYYYY” which is not true but after meeting with realtor yesterday to sell her dream house, I’m feeling that kind of way

My therapist had the audacity to say “let’s explore that. What if you did actually lose everybody who loves you. Then what would happen?” 🫠

(Typed with admiration because that kind of stunner is allowed after 4 years of rapport)

Many likes, but only one answer??

Deeeeeelicious while I spontaneously order sex toys online because apathy. No pot taste at allll

If I asked “roughly how much % of your day is spent having an emotion?” What would you say? Strange question I know.

POND - Froggy Mayhem March your frog meeples, build lilypads, and recruit legendary frogs to gain control of the POND!

omgggg the frogs have butts
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Surplus of Sloths The rivers are flooding and the sloths are in need of rescue! Prove yourself by saving sloths in this drafting game and you'll be rewarded with even more sloths!

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A woman is holding two men on leashes at her feet. She says “come here boys, I have a little something for you.” They make her cum, and she makes them kiss, telling them to share.

When your pets get along well #nsfw

A Little Fantasy - SeptimusWrites - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This is by far my most popular story on Ao3:

archiveofourown.org/works/29147841

A vampire and his incubus husband play out a little non-con fantasy. Mind the tags.

New shirt just arrived in the mail

I was wondering the same thing actually

Really???? That’s bizarre!!

That is the sweetest offer!! I’m going to end up using the address of my cousin but I really appreciate it