Robert Denton III

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK

You non-sports fans have to understand that for people who are really into pro football, today is basically their Super Bowl

It’s Beignet’s Gatcha Day, and he’s from New Orleans, so I made gumbo to celebrate. Four years since we made the Louisiana purrrrchase!
#cooking

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

How much changes mechanically if D&D humans were called something else (like Tallmen, via Delicious in Dungeon), and they, along with elves, dwarves, goblins, etc were considered "human?"
"Nonhuman" implies they're not mortal people, but in most fantasy settings, they very clearly are those things.

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I grow less comfortable with "human"/"nonhuman" being based on biology. I think that division is a symptom of D&D brain.
Homo Sapiens is a species, but someone is "human" if they are mortal and have personhood. Doesn't matter if your ears are pointy.

They are ghouls. They volunteered to do this. They need to be abolished. They need to be prosecuted.

“The way to live your life is sacrificing your health and personal life to make ME richer, and me specifically.” - A guy who hasn’t lived a quarter of his life yet

Marketing garble is not life advice, marrying is not a Steam achievement, and when death comes, if you are fortunate enough to see it coming, you will not wish you’d “hustled” more.

"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February

"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March

"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman

Eh, why not? The more options the better, right?

Dude, same.

Sitting down for like the fourth time today saying "Okay, time to start doing Work" and instead scrolling for news out of Minnesota.

I have to imagine most users' feeds are a horror show right now, and I don't want to add to that because, well, what do I have to add that hasn't been said by better, more courageous people than me? Feels wrong to draw any attention away, though. A lot of folks need to look at what's happening.

If they can kill you because you’re carrying a gun, you don’t have the right to bear arms.
Conservatives know that, right? They know ICE is a checklist of everything they claimed to hate about big government, correct?

The scale of this is mindblowing

They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

This would only be more embarrassing if he was also crying

Kiyoshi Kurosawa Spins a Feudal Mystery In First Teaser for Kokurojo While Kiyoshi Kurosawa hardly leaves us wanting for new work—2024 saw the premiere of three projects, one of which landed high on our best-of-2025 list and another that's still lacking U.S. distributi...

🚨NEW KIYOSHI KUROSAWA🚨

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My Bluesky feed is basically nonstop protest footage and Americans getting beaten at protests. I've attended several protests myself, and our President is deploying soldiers to stop them. So it's wild if Europeans think there are no protests.
Is it because we aren't setting our cities on fire?

You don't know what mixed signals are until you are getting "I hope you're okay" concern texts from your European and Canadian friends abroad while you're seeing "everyone everywhere hates and blames you specifically for American authoritarians you've resisted your whole life" on your Bluesky feed.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

You know what families really can’t afford? Their breadwinner being abducted at a gas station by government overreach officers for being too brown. Maybe y’all should do something about that I dunno

Stuff like this is a direct symptom of when career fundraisers are running the party.

They got suburban realtors talking like Patrick Henry, it's over

Stuff like this is a direct symptom of when career fundraisers are running the party.

Hey, it’s not just that!
Your job is also adding “value” to [brand]

So does every generation of writers eventually feel like their job is just reminding people of things everyone used to just know

It’s literally the reason I have a career