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I am technically on the los angeles dodgers but they don't hardly use me because of respect my privacy

On a less snarky note, I have a new character to introduce! After five damn weeks of work, I can finally say, meet Palin o! He is a trucker from washinton

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In 1999, the official Nintendo Australia site tested the visitor's ability to display Shockwave/Flash content by displaying a running Mario, crudely edited from a screenshot of Super Mario 64.

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

Weed makes you stupid. Alcohol/Cigarettes makes you smart.

So we legalized Weed (state law) and banned Alcohol/Cigarettes (social stigma/new rules at every "family" restaurant).

Make it make sense.

"Powerful Boy" <- nickname idea for your close ones

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social too many people on bus

I thank ye paul

$1 million for free

I think when J. Biden told his famous story about corn pop and talked about falling onto the damn cement and then stopped himself and said darn cement that was a deliberate attempt to appeal to the many kids in the crowd by making them feel as though they had heard a real secret

Tucan Sam from fucking cereal

Fuck the normal police. If you can't handle my funny shirts then you seriously deserve to drop dead buddy.

#mgmgparody follow my post for more #managment parody of dog

Time spent sitting all alone

Time spent chewing on my bone

#mgmgparody follow my post for more #managment parody

"Anymore"

People are telling me characters aren't real

Does he like shoot them at you

Dr Wily should make a Kidney Stone Man

Stupid as fuck attack didn't even kill the alien lord, now I have to run around in circles for 10 minutes charging up my loop grenade while you draw aggro and perfect deflect about fourteen thousand eye shots in a row

The devs did use the audio, even if it's only in the test room that you need Action Replay to access. So it's less "unused" than say a dummy texture that you could only see by extracting it from the game files and opening it on a computer

Anime. What a joke

Yeah it is this

#nintendo fact: Donkey Kong was an honorary Staff Sergeant during Operation Enduring Freedom in Afghanistan, where he received the Gold Star

#nintendo fact: #mario was originally inspired by a very strange man

Pokemon fact: the newest #pokemon is Stalwag from 2004

(cool voice) can I come inside your house and talk to you guys

Does it real?

My dream job is a French poet or artist for Spongebob. Follow me as I work towards these goals for the next 365 days. It's gonna be a wild ride 🐕‍🦺

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