Wasp Box

Our dog, who was not allowed to wander about on his own, was killed by the pack of semi-feral dogs that roamed our estate.

Only the stupidly long em rules, a nicely placed pair of parenthetical en rules are a thing of exquisite beauty. Unsurpassed.

Phwoaaar!

That's a passion flower, bees do love 'em!

Eat a meal, watch a film, get drunk, go to sleep. If the flight is long enough repeat as necessary.

On the coffee, you're wrong about peanuts

Abso-fucking-lutely!

On my way out...

Although 80s rave surely only targets people in their mid to late 50s!

I had a chat with a 6 DJ earlier in the year and they confirmed that they were expected to target a younger demographic.

And this is how he Cowes them

So they're in for a rough Ryde

They really Needles him

It was just an infinite loop of a shot from House of Fools where Bob opens the mug cupboard and dozens of mugs fall out

Because she couldn't tell if it was?

Cue your gif of Vic and Bob's mug cupboard...

We're stumbling but I think we're still in it #totp

We're on the march with Ali's army .. #totp

I had no idea the journey to Jive Bunny was so long and so tedious. #totp

An insult to the colour grey there #totp

Why did music hate us so much in 1998? #totp

Braw!

Good night Ozzy, sleep well.

A t shirt I made many many years ago thst says Mince: Food of Kings over a photo of a half pound of raw mince, an onion, two carrots and a salt pot.

Food of Kings

Settled in to watch the #Lionesses in #Euro2025 with my English partner and more-English-than-not daughter. I find it so much easier to support the England women's team than the men.
I did offset the relentless Englishness with a massive plate of mince n' tatties!

I have to get up at 5.30 a fecking m on Sunday. Luckily there is zero chance of Rosie the lizard keeping me up tomorrow with her catches.

Stay Alert.

I reckon you should read The Hobbit first and then use the rest of your time on the shitter reading something actually good...

The only other one I remember being mysteriously absent was both CDs from the best of Bowie

Noooo...