Brian McNamee

People think they are walking across the border with their cows but they’re actually flying.
That’s why it’s called cattle class.

For 25 years teams that finished 7th and 8th have played finals. It seems harsh to say that 7th might not play finals.
Maybe it’s just a naming thing?
They are free to use my idea of the “Prelimination” finals.

Did he check to see if those people he murdered in the Caribbean were Christians? Or does religion not matter if they’re (probably) guilty of something.

If something allegedly happened 2000 years ago in Israel, he’s all over it.

They know all the Aussie soaps better than we do.

There was a crooked man
And he walked a crooked mile
He found crooked sixpence
And a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together
In a crooked little house

I was walking into town one day along St Kilda Road when it started to rain. Luckily I was right beside Anzac station and that would keep my dry while I waited for a tram.
Wrong!
The combination of a high roof and slanting rain meant I was still getting wet. Might be better when the station opens.

I wasn’t so impressed by it but I was impressed to find that the very English male lead had been the all American card counting Maths genius working with Kevin Spacey in 21.

Are you sure that’s not Barnaby Joyce?

So Macron was wrong about why he left the G7 early.
It’s not about the Israelis, it’s about the Poles

Matlock Police is Australian

The first step to getting them together has to be Putin giving him a plane.
After that it will all be settled within 24 hours.

That 50 seemed harsh.

As the late great Jafar once said…

I’m sure Jacinta Allen won’t be concerned about what some random bloke in Queensland thinks.

‪I robbed a bank yesterday. I’m currently looking into whether it’s legal. ‬

Reserves game? Krakouer finished in 91. Shanahan (between Krakouer and Nixon) didn’t play seniors until 92.

An Aussie Rules oval? Has civilisation finally reached the UK?

If they can confuse Jameson Greer with Jeffrey Goldberg, how long will it be before they add Vladimir Putin instead of the VP.

It’s only fair. Donny handed him the keys to the Government.

Muskghanistan

It’s like the scene from Dave, where he got his accountant to come in and trim the budget. Not exactly the same because the guy had some qualifications and he wasn’t a Nazi.

Elon Musk has emailed all US government employees asking “What did you do last week”. Is he gathering material for a potential future podcast?
Will you sue?
@maxrushden.bsky.social

It's ingrained in your heart and soul: What it means to be a Saint A lifetime of affection, frustration, anticipation of what could have been and what might be. By 54-year St Kilda member, Paul Lefebvre.

Pat Murphy’s only game and he lost his contact lens before it started.

www.saints.com.au/news/1295477...

How much from the “nations” budget is he saving on apostrophes.

Carlton facing enormous fight to keep De Koning as rival considers life-changing offer The figures are eye-watering.

Could the Saints get Tom De Koning?
A quality ruck / forward like TDK would do amazing things to our system.
#AFL

www.sen.com.au/news/2025/02...

I think @deepseek.bsky.social really missed a trick with the naming of the company.
If I started a Chinese AI company, it would definitely be called ChAI.
#deepseek

They should send the “Miltary” to “Columbia”

#BBL You have to give the benefit of the doubt to the batter. Poor decision.

Gone for a Tosca.