Nate is Watching Movies

Waittt I finally got around to Conclave and it's so good. Can we all go back to talking about it for like a week??

Want to go see the new Luca because it's Luca but if it's bad I will be devastated... What are we thinking chat

Bluesky crashed right as I returned to this app for the first time in like a year... My power

Twitter feeling sauceless rn giving bluesky a round 2

Hello, Bluesky! 🦋

Welcome to Nivalis 🔗 nivalisgame.com

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Poor bee trapped in a bottle of honey. Also yes I know that it’s probably a worker bee which are all female.

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

Save 25% on Lorelei and the Laser Eyes on Steam The stage is set. Imagine an old baroque manor, perhaps a hotel or a museum, somewhere in central Europe. A woman wanders in search of answers.

Hey. Lorelei and the Laser Eyes is 25% off on Nintendo Switch and Steam for a few days. If you haven't checked it out yet, now's a great time.

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we are now bluesky verified, besties 💙

The release anniversary of Aftersun hits on my birthday, apparently. I knew there was something special about the way that move crushed my soul into tiny specs of dust

[first day as a doctor]

me: inside of you are two wolves

patient: …you mean lungs?

me: (looking at x-ray again) you know what

Need this site to have like 40% more content, then I'll be in business. So far I'm not quite able to infinitely scroll through a neverending river of slop at 3am, which is apparently an inherent need of mine

my wife: (sighs) it really is his only dying wish

mortician: yes ma’am i see it here in his will

my will: i want bangs

Are we better posters on Bluesky? Are we better posters on Twitter? These questions are immaterial. The important thing is that none of us are reading books.

Need to lock in till December, I have to make it to see Willem Dafoe and the 2000 rats

Project C██████ on Steam Gifted with the┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄ ┉┉┉┉┉┉┉┉kaleidoscopic┉┉┉┉┉┉┉┉ ┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅future. Sam Barlow ╳ Brandon Cronenberg.

Running experiment to convince myself it's ok to ditch Twitter in favor of BS. Please like and/or click the gratuitous link to teased Project C 🙏
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I’m seeing a lot of new bluesky signups so it’s time again to warn people about the cowboy. If you see posts from the cowboy, DO NOT interact with them. If the cowboy replies to you with “yeehaw” PLEASE don’t respond

advice for new bluesky users: sometimes your old mutuals won't refollow you on here. the best way to react to this is to take it very personally, as a slight on your character. they're glad to be rid of you.

God this place feels... so simple

So nice...

So free...

I think I may finally use this more frequently lol

hey returning users! features we might have added since you were gone:

- videos
- DMs
- pinned posts
- oauth for 3rd party apps
- starter packs
- stackable moderation
- custom feeds
- search is good now
- app is prettier and faster
- I work here now

Like ???

I'ma need a bluesky sherpa

Happily scrolled through here for about 30 minutes than ran into an unintelligible post about the "correct way to handle things in bluesky" and am now worried I will need to brush up on my nonexistent coding skills. Don't tell me we're mastodonning our shit in here

Definitely keep doing this to this company specifically buddy!

Back to Bluesky... The hellsite is falling in real time

A man has the A24 logo tattooed on his lower back. Another man comments and says "this is the worst tramp stamp I've ever seen. The tattooed man turns around and ays "you're a philistine. Their movies are of a very high quality." They other man angrily points out "they're a distribution company!" They raise their fists preparing to fight. The tattooed man shouts "they frequently produce their own movies!"

Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way

Viral Bluesky “Post” : This summer i need all men wearing either short shorts or grey sweatpants. Idc.

Me (never seen a computer before): God damn this book bright as hell

PSA: do not post invite codes publically on here anymore. it seems like there are bots scraping the firehouse to redeem that immediately given that i've seen multiple people's codes get used within 30 seconds after posting

Bluesky is powered by spite, the most potent energy source known to man