Jack Sommers

It’s days like this I miss Twitter

Luna will be having annual birthday photos like a young Royal. Everyone say happy third birthday! 🎉 🎁

Yes ALRIGHT. We get it. You’ve READ WUTHERING HEIGHTS.

Daphne may be right

Starmer has Luna’s full support

Winter Olympics commentators have a very different frame of reference to me. One just said a figure skater ‘redeemed herself in Sheffield.’ Why? Is she also a snooker player?

But I still naively expect bar staff to clock when I’m next, meaning the person who just starts ordering gets in

Some bar staff do but many don’t and the rise of them simply asking ‘who’s next?’ to determine the order, rather keeping an eye on it, is definitely a thing

Is it? Many people don’t care about the order anyone goes in and will respond to a bar staff’s ’who’s next?’ by assertively placing their order, by which point the person they pushed in front of just lets it go. I totally see the temptation to do this instead

The fourth bestselling children's/YA book on The NYT bestseller list last week...Harry Potter.

Reform have recruited which means they don’t get to murder tonight

Something is driving people to watch The Salt Path

‘It’s days like this I’m glad we don’t publish a press office number online,’ said the OBR

Thrilled to have joined a stellar team versantmediapressroom.com/cnbc/2025/11...

‘Find out the most British show none of us has heard of’

The Wheatstone Pond Summary: The Wheatstone pond, site of seven suicides in the last five years, is to be drained and filled in; but there is more lurking in its slime than old toys and model boats. Suggested level: juni...

This is about ponds and model
Boats, no mention of miniatures though books.google.co.uk/books/about/...

YouTube video by sniem Reds - train station scene

Lots of great Diane Keaton roles but Reds is the stand out for me youtu.be/X5MtATxkyHM?...

I will do it for $29,000 - no $29,900

Having to explain Graham Norton to my Australian fiancée

‘Wait they all sit on the sofa at the same time? They drink wine?’

To everyone in Britain's Jewish Community: you are not alone. We will not let hate or those who spread it win. We stand with you.

On Yom Kippur many Jewish people in Britain have their phones off to mark the holy day.

As it ends at 723pm, some will hear the tragic Manchester news for the first time.

At that time, please join many of us to send a message of solidarity to British Jews.Thanks Together coalition for proposing.

‘Does… anyone want to switch seats?’

I… don’t know

Dining across the divide: ‘There he was with his goatee, shaved head, tattoos – but never judge a book by its cover’ A leftwing voting skeptic and tribal Tory party member struggle to agree on nationalism and the role of the state. Can they find any common ground over social media?

This is great. These are two men who’d be shouting at each other at Question Time, but after introducing their polar opposite positions they turn out to have a lot in common www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

If I were still on Twitter, my bio would be ‘after some surface level research, this really does get scary’

Luna today:

I asked my best friend to marry me and she said yes!

Insta telling my mutuals I liked a cute couples meme with questionable gender politics

Had never heard of Kirk until Saturday, when my apolitical school friend who lives in Arizona told me I should listen to his podcast

Exc - The publisher of the Washington Post, Will Lewis, is facing fresh questions over his independence after leaked files revealed he gave extensive crisis support to Boris Johnson as a secret political adviser.

Lewis spent two days with Johnson in No10 as part of a team battling to save him.