Dept. of Theys

im normal i promise

cisgender coworker turned to me and said "you saw The L Word, right?"

how to become an influential & wealthy artist without celebrity

some of you are very gay

im thankful for the basement catacombs

131 days left with this damn brow

rare catholic W

and when you starting serving this hard, how did your parents react?

unfortunately for me im a great hang

operation mincemeat is NOT about bottom surgery

the map of the late 90s tonka construction computer game

mentally i’m here

tried to write the answer key for today's math test on my hand

my ffs date got bumped back two whole months what the fuck man

taking my testosterone behind the shed and shooting it like old yeller

painting memes and calling it art but only because its oil paint

sometimes feeling brick is body tea and face meth

amidacare says "may i offer you a complimentary transgender nosejob?"

This is why I will always love Bronwyn. #RHOSLC #BravoCon

if there is one thing i learned in life it's that if you don't look like your name, you'd benefit from changing it.

imagine being able to build an app with your name on it...just by thinking about it

being new york brained is so fun

did i ask my hairdresser to make my shit look like rama duwaji? yes i did.

im getting the ffs jitters but itll be fine

cocaine blows

tom sachs is a fucking tool

your swaglessness is not my problem

i cannot wait for the hari nef candy darling movie

2018

zohrans gonna be so stressed as mayor but his hair is gonna get all salt and pepper sexy from it

conde nast headquarters is in the world trade center btw...anyone have a cool idea of how to get back at them?