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Simon Hammann

@simonhammann.bsky.social

Food scientist, Professor @ University of Hohenheim, Germany. Formerly Erlangen & Bristol. Lipids and lipid oxidation in food and archaeology, analytical chemistry. ORCID: 0000-0002-4311-7351 Non-work interests include food, birds and athletics. And memes!

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Today on "PI Back In The Lab After A Year", Lindsay tries to change the trap on a Neo Vanquish. Step 1: slack mass spec team and sheepishly confirm that this part is somehow the trap

29.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

*weniger arm

04.12.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait a minute, das ist nicht das normale Personal!

04.12.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I misinterpreting colours or is Rwanda about to become a satellite superpower?

04.12.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#FrauMinowMotiviert

04.12.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Did they ask everyone’s permission?

2. This is the dumbest fucking idea I’ve heard this week. And it’s been a dumb fucking week.

03.12.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

@bedcatalysis.bsky.social cough anything to comment on this?

03.12.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aprikosenkerne: Giftiges Heilversprechen Bittere Gefahr aus der ScharlatankΓΌche: Seit ΓΌber 50 Jahren kursiert die MΓ€r, Aprikosenkerne kΓΆnnten Krebs heilen. Faktisch falsch – und potenziell lebensgefΓ€hrlich.

Aprikosenkerne verzehren? Lasst es lieber sein. Mein neuer Blog-Artikel ist online πŸ™‚

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03.12.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

"Michael Sveda, a graduate student at the University of Illinois, noticed the sweet taste of cyclamate on a cigarette which he had temporarily set down on his laboratory bench"

Are those the golden days of chemistry everybody talks about?

Chemchat

03.12.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSelinger reports that the sweet taste of sucralose was discovered when a foreign student at Queen Elizabeth College (S.P. Phadnis) misunderstood a request to test a compound as a request to taste the compound.”

03.12.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wieviele leere frames oder frames woner gerade wegspringt, sich wegdreht...

03.12.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A flask with green yellow and red bubbles in transparent liquid

A flask with green yellow and red bubbles in transparent liquid

Green red and yellow balls on white tissue

Green red and yellow balls on white tissue

Fun lecture prep today!

03.12.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair enough. Habs auf instagram gefunden. Das ist schon umm joa

03.12.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wo kam denn dieser spannende Beitrag?

03.12.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Wir haben ChatGPT gefragt, wie so eine Anbahnung abgelaufen wΓ€re"

03.12.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus!!!

03.12.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Michael Sveda, a graduate student at the University of Illinois, noticed the sweet taste of cyclamate on a cigarette which he had temporarily set down on his laboratory bench"

Are those the golden days of chemistry everybody talks about?

Chemchat

03.12.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSelinger reports that the sweet taste of sucralose was discovered when a foreign student at Queen Elizabeth College (S.P. Phadnis) misunderstood a request to test a compound as a request to taste the compound.”

03.12.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Laufen kann man in Erlangen gut! Alles schΓΆn flach. Was machst denn?

03.12.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And then you don't get to see the revised version and it's accepted without any of your comments addressed

03.12.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True, that's definitely happened before

03.12.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hohe Kaffeepreise auf dem Weltmarkt aufgrund von Klimawandel

02.12.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@istolethursday.bsky.social do you know which paper I mean? You probably got the citation notifications as well

02.12.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it?!?!

02.12.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could have prevented this trainwreck

02.12.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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And just like that we're 0/3 for grant applications this year.

Time to really work on that half-written propsal in my to do folder!

02.12.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It is one of those mornings again where I scroll through a published paper I had declined to review and now regret this decision

02.12.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Hab ich auch gehΓΆrt, ja.

02.12.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a bunch of trucks are driving down a dark street ALT: a bunch of trucks are driving down a dark street

Classic arcade gaming???

02.12.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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