Simon Hammann

"Sorry, my PhD was actually on XYZ, so I don't really know a lot about this topic".

Or does it have imposter syndrome now?

Alter

Umm...das ist Handy?

Woah!!!

I heard you can use different font colour now. Definitely PhD level shit right there

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And no, was even way more rural :)

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Aufm Acker gibts kein wlan

Update: We didn't reverse. There's always a next stop

You know it

I didn't have "Whoopsie, I was a bit quick here and we missed the station, so we need to reverse now" on my train travel bingo card this morning

Working hard or hardly working

In my experience profs rather like to chain themselves to their seats than not

Debatte über Rente Ökonomen wollen Beamte länger arbeiten lassen Die Debatte über die Lebensarbeitszeit läuft heiß. Jetzt machen Wissenschaftler des Pestel-Instituts einen radikalen Vorschlag: Beamte sollten fünfeinhalb Jahre länger im Beruf bleiben, weil sie älter werden als Arbeiter.

Mit vollen Bezügen??? Ja nice, sign me up

A mug with little hearts and Carpe fucking diem in writing held in hand against blue skies

Remember to carpe that fucking diem but also to take a break

Ältere Email, gerade durch Zufall gesehen. Grundsätzlich aber guter Vorschlag

Email an Herrn Drechsler und Frau Rücker (cc)

Ich so: "Lieber Herr Drücker..."

damn it too late

Mothing else matters.

Use it again. It's too good

Much ado about mothing

Bitte nimm das. Frittierte Linsen?!

Komm mal vorbei, gar nicht so scheiße wie alle sagen

Tagesmenü vegan Sauerkrauttarte mit TofuBratensauceSalat der Saison

Fusion food

Shitposting. No question

Please hold my pipette while I lay an egg

Are you a Korean mammal?

Are you a mammal?

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All of the above dear #academicSpam