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Simon Hammann

@simonhammann.bsky.social

Food scientist, Professor @ University of Hohenheim, Germany. Formerly Erlangen & Bristol. Lipids and lipid oxidation in food and archaeology, analytical chemistry. ORCID: 0000-0002-4311-7351 Non-work interests include food, birds and athletics. And memes!

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Passionate about sustainable catalysis for synthesis? Three fully-funded (UK/home) PhD studentships in homogenous catalysis with Earth-abundant metals available at Bristol! Come and join the drEAMcat Prosperity Partnership collaboration between the University of Bristol, AstraZeneca and Labman.

15.10.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Following on from the PDRA post a little while back, we also have opportunities for PhD students.

17.10.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Das Buch "Schwarze LΓΆcher: Schwere Kost, leicht verdaulich" im Regal mit vielen anderen BΓΌchern des Kosmos-Verlags. Photo: Kosmos-Verlag

Das Buch "Schwarze LΓΆcher: Schwere Kost, leicht verdaulich" im Regal mit vielen anderen BΓΌchern des Kosmos-Verlags. Photo: Kosmos-Verlag

Guten morgen! Ich bin Victoria, (Hochenergie-)Astrophysikerin, Wissenschaftlerin bei der EuropΓ€ischen Weltraumorganisation (ESA), und seit heute ganz offizielle Buchautorin und Illustratorin (heute ist offizielles Erscheinungsdatum meines Buchs - ja, ich bin sehr aufgeregt, aaaaah!). 1/2

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How are mass specs this beautiful

17.10.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All in all quite the experience

16.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fan von Trash spam? Du bist hier richtig

16.10.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Germans: time to make pumpkin yoda

16.10.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Du machst die Seminare wohl zu gut. Das spricht sich rum

16.10.2025 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Enjoying the view

16.10.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems sharp enough from how it split my fingernail

15.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sent with a sliced thumb

15.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And walk-up songs

15.10.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Making waves in academia and hair

15.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Herzlichen GlΓΌckwu... nein.

15.10.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HERR DOCTOR STRIPP JETZT WIRD GEKUSCHELT, KEINE DISKUSSION

15.10.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Das umm *checks notes* ist nicht gut.

15.10.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

It is alive!!!

14.10.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oy

14.10.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tut das Not dass das hier rumoxidiert?

14.10.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The elemental analysis part of our teaching labs is making a few-decade leap today

14.10.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I once lost a screw inside the ion chamber of a pumped down gc-ms ( @istolethursday.bsky.social will remember)

13.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

On today's International Day of Failure I welcome you to share your most memorable fuck ups!

13.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

FΓΌr den Fahrplan: fatal!!

13.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sure.

13.10.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No, but bunch of Walter Vetter's group incl him are there! Nice bunch!

13.10.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Warum nicht zur ersten Vorlesungswoche alle Buse erstmal fΓΌr die nΓ€chsten Wochen durch den Uni Parkplatz leiten. Gute Idee und perfekt geplant. Wie letztes Jahr. Perfekt einfach.

13.10.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Na endlich ist die Krautfestzeitung da

11.10.2025 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who would have thought THIS would be his priority?!?

10.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A colleague from a Fraunhofer told me to cost myself for 2000€/day. Funding amount x chance of getting it gives you maximum time allowed for the application

10.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait a minute

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