last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"

anyways, great news! (1/X)

The Hatfields keep blaming the McCoys every time a Hatfield shoots another Hatfield.

There is a non-zero chance this is the case…jfc

That’s why you are the honorable Robert Evans

If I had to write this headline I’d need to take a shower before finishing the article

I’m 37 I’ve been very online a large chunk of my life. I’ve been fortunate to have kind and empathetic in my life. It’s legitimately how easily people can go this direction. This isn’t for lulls anymore not at all

This is the worst timeline I swear

@msnbc.com

I STAND WITH MATTHEW DOWD.

#bringbackDowd

Can we call it “The Big Die?”

Thank you YouTube for your incredibly accurate AI comment section summaries.

Maybe the awful beard is just camo

They’re not trying to address crime.

They’re not trying to stop antisemitism.

They’re not trying to push meritocracy.

They’re not trying to help women’s sports.

They’re not trying to increase American manufacturing.

They’re not trying to make elections fairer.

They’re not making speech freer.

The entire military industrial complex is held up on the backs of people all over the spectrum. They can say they aren’t allowed but the spicy brains aren’t going anywhere

#wrestlesky

screencap from this article: https://www.wsj.com/politics/trump-jeffrey-epstein-birthday-letter-we-have-certain-things-in-common-f918d796?st=wfUHDm&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink It isn't clear how the letter with Trump's signature was prepared. Inside the outline of the naked woman was a typewritten note styled as an imaginary conversation between Trump and Epstein, written in the third person. "Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything, " the note began. Donald: Yes, there is, but I won't tell you what it is. Jeffrey: Nor will 1, since I also know what it is. Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey. Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it. Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you. Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday - and may every day be another wonderful secret.

The birthday letter I wrote to Jeffrey Dahmer where I said “Jeff — love what you’re up to. In fact, I love all that stuff too. We are kindred spirits with the same hobbies, if you know what I mean!” is being taken out of context

Will you a take a picture with your plants and the belt? They deserve to see it too!

Goooood

How many other stories use the bodegas tag?

Totally normal thing to post today. 🙃

My life will never be the same after seeing this

Did Dax flame do this?

You got swerved bro #wwe

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

REAL FUCKING JOURNALISM.

Can someone talk ufo folk into some malicious compliance @uforeportbot.bsky.social
@mufon-official.bsky.social
@mufoncanada.bsky.social

Just give us a damn edit button

Panel 1: character reclines on a bed while holding a switch 1 console saying, “ah time to sit and play one of my childhood faves! Let’s relax and forget our worries for a little bit~” Panel 2: a ps1 Cloud sprite faces away with a large sword on his back saying, “corporations are destroying our planet, valuing profit over lives and morals. Every day is a struggle to hope and fight back.” Panel 3: the character from panel 1 stares down at the screen with a tear falling down their cheek with a blank smile saying, “oh dear”

Journal comics- escapism failed aka an excuse to draw ps1 graphics