Siobhan

My last photo upload there was in 2010. Last journal entry was 2012.
Not sure if I should nuke it or keep it as a time capsule.

Logged into my old DeviantArt account today.
So much angsty poetry. Y I K E S

Excited that I can finally post this because I had so much fun painting it!
Boris Karloff as Frankenstein’s Monster done in Pop Art style for my mom’s birthday.

The Crow City of Angels is actually a lot better than I remember it being. It’s still not a GOOD movie by any stretch of the imagination, but I enjoyed it.
Until that third act. That part still sucks ass.

Oh, Dick Cheney died? How could they tell?

A photoshopped Spirit Halloween costume of Lou Wilson, where the costume reads "Knife witch. I'm a witch with a knife"

bestseller this year i hear

As someone who grew up without cable for, like, 95% of my childhood, late night weekends on PBS was where it was at.
Red Dwarf, Monty Python, and The Red Green Show shaped so much of my humor.

I would rather watch a fragment of underdone potato for two hours

Oh. This will be awful.

Janet saying: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

WHOOPS! A sudden, unexpected expense sent me into a cascade of financial events that it’s impossible to escape from! If I didn’t know better, I’d think the system was designed this way! Oops! Whoops!

whoops!

before: i hate myself after: nope, that wasn't it

Stuff and things.

WAIT, WHAT??

Galaxy brain meme Being seen as a guy Being seen as a girl Being seen as androgynous Being seen as hot Being seen as an enemy of the state #trans #transgender #magneto #lgbt

TRUE TRANS TIMELINE

Psst! Hey. Kid. C'mere. You wanna see a dead body? No? Me either. Seems traumatic. Good call. Check you later, kid.

psst

Been processing some things. Making my art therapist proud, I guess.

Changed my hair color and am not sure if it’s gonna cause an identity crisis or not.

I keep hearing people say
that after this
everything
is just going to get
even worse,
but it’s worth recognizing
that before this
everything
was also just getting
even worse.

Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh

I swear pretty often and for so long I heard people say "people who swear aren't being creative and should use other words," but let me tell you: I'm a professional writer. I have access to all of the words, I LOVE finding the perfect word! And a lot of times, the perfect word is fuck.

Saw Streetlight Manifesto at the Salt Shed in Chicago yesterday.
I am officially too old for mosh pits… not that I was ever much of a fan of them to begin with. 🤣

the lgbt community is no longer accepting allies, if you wanna hang out with us then you've gotta have gay sex

Some people are born into the arts. Others have someone hold the door open for them. The rest of us have to bust that door down with an axe we carved from a stick we found and a rock we chewed sharp with our own fucking teeth.

Sharpen your axes, my friends, and break down those fucking doors.

Yes, yes I do.

oh is tourism down across the board in the united states, that’s crazy

our new slogan “we will throw you in a fucking prison camp” doesn’t seem to be gaining traction with the tourism sector

Been creating, haven’t posted much.
Ope.

I just wish weird psychosexual obsessions functioned the way they used to. 19th century weirdos aiming to end masturbation made us both a breakfast cereal and a tasty cracker. That NEVER happens today. Nobody tries to criminalize IUDs and accidentally invents a new kind of Milano.

From the Dropout Slack…

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen