Vampire Squid Wace Mc-Ratty 🐀

wish my dumbass cyclic vomiting syndrome would do its dumbasss thing when im out by myself and not at every event with my friends

like no but ok yes maam ily

me: having my legal government name on my ID doesnt affect me at all

hot bartender: [deadnames me every time i order a drink bc i decided to open a tab]

the train conductor just magically gained a bostonian accent when we got to the woburn station lmaooooo

i love sitting in the backwards facing seats on trains

Considering making a GM screen that's all the basic rules printed on the player facing side and just heaps of naked elves shagging on the GM side.

Doesn't that seem more useful to everyone involved.

Trick? or treat? 🎃👀

uuuhhhhgg conputos so slow at my work

th strawberry marg + peach buzzballs are really good together

screenshot of dril tweet that says: if somone cooks your goose, thats it. youre basically fucked

folks

spend and be spent

surprise 3rd shift on my only day off this week :'( AND i have to do a partial 2nd shift on saturday

The "Bed Series" was a set of intimate portraits of lesbian sex workers made by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec in the 1890s behind the scenes at a Parisian brothel.

More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/toulouse-lautrec-bed-series

Need to turn that one into a sticker !

very good bonking today :3

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:/ love when my coworker is late i got to open tomorrow

i got new (free) work shoes and i havent been in shoes that werent over my ankle in like four years i feel so naked and afraid

Clit Palmer
Father In Law
Kentucky, Marriages, 1785-1979

tea kettle guys

lumberbonk

big castle

A digital, pencil-style drawing of Lou, a skinny wasian cowgirl with a black bob and cyan skin, falls throughout an oversized queen of hearts card. She is wearing a dingy green bra, red cowboy boots, and an embarrassed expression.

Every Hand’s a Loser
#art #wastelandponyexpress

these are the other 2 i got cookin

i need dog of hope

yahoooo!

i know this is about her but i always think of magic the gathering

There’s hogsheads of sperm ahead

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Rats often flee ships & buildings moments before disaster. Their acute sensitivity to vibration, heat, & pressure let them detect danger long before they risk becoming trapped. The pattern is so consistent, the Navy entered it in maritime logs as empirical warning, not myth.

Watch the rats 👀

Art thou a silk-worm? Dost thou spin thy own shroud out of thyself?