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Live look at the NY Post newsroom

Suns ace Wembanyama test, execute perfectly to beat Spurs Devin Booker and his Phoenix Suns masterfully dissected the San Antonio Spurs' hype machine led by Victor Wembanyama.

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Thank you! 🫡

Victor Wembanyama 27 minutes and 2 points

I can’t watch the game but I need to know if the Phoenix Suns managed to guard the world’s most unguardable man or if he’s just having an off night 🤔🤔

Welcome to game 9 of the World Series

I don’t think I can take another OT game lmao

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

What’s the economics for you guys when someone reads your articles through Apple News+? That’s usually my news app of choice but I don’t know if it actually makes Defector any money

The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.

halloween candy staring at me like the green goblin mask right now

Everyone at Dodgers Stadium has squatters rights now

Bottom of the 18th. Sisyphus, tired of pushing the rock, is grateful to break up his time in Hell by getting hit with a pitch.

Dillon Brooks has psychotic WWE heel energy and I’m here for it

LET'S GET IT 🔥

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window in an office . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window in an office .

Suns game tonight

Vibrating so fast I leave the visible light spectrum at the thought of the Suns being in year 8 of Booker-Dončić instead of being fluent in the many flaws of Deandre Ayton

If @bluejays.com win the world series Canada gets to burn down what’s left of the White House

3.5 seconds after a toddler sees you’re asleep

I dunno, if 7 million people protested against me I would simply cease to exist

The one in Mesa is in front of a fucking AJ’s Fine Foods if you wanna get a good gauge of how many people are pissed off right now. I don’t think I’ve ever seen people protest near Dana goddamn Park lmao

First one could be an @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social post

I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.

The Arizona Young Republicans chairman mentioned in this, Luke Mosiman, was one of the Turning Point affiliates demanding that Phoenix Suns sports writer be fired for not properly mourning Kirk to their liking

A set of glowing D&D dice in my hand

D&D one shot for a bachelor party, gotta bring out the nice dice

Frog AND Toad? In this economy?

4 championships and one entire team lost this decade, Phoenix is CURSED

wordle/crossword/duolingo streaks are a prison

So what you’re telling me is that I should preorder a second copy to gift

Outlook added Slack-style reactions for some baffling reason? I give it 6 months til some infosec researcher figures out it exposes your bcc list or some shit