Melanie Lastname

Sweet dreams Spike the Pup of Puppers! 😴

It seems as if its too late for my husband to get off the advantage plan. His health will be underwritten & priced accordingly: HIGH. Won't be able to afford it. Now what?

This.

Happy Halloween!

Comfy? Nope! You my friend are Styling & Profiling. You are the Dog of Dogs! Your handler did good posing you with that festive backdrop! Dope Bro!!!! Your barks will now sound like silk...your strut will command! 🐕🐕🐕

You don't have to ask me twice...here.

And you are a Super Duper Doggo!🐾🐶

Every time this heifer's commercial airs & I see it, I yell obscenities at her as if she appeared in the flesh in my living room. Shades of Owen Meany I guess. But she is a piece of work!

I’m so sorry to hear that this bothers you greatly. I know it’s bad news, truly. But I do wish for you a calmer reaction. I care about you even if it’s only thru this web app. 🙏🏽

I’ve made this several times and I put all the halves on. It was delicious each and every time. It’s delicious until the last crumb.

Damn Roger! Did you have to make me look at this again??!! I looked better after my colonoscopy in March &I had no help with my makeup, much less wardrobe! You are correct, their handlers Hate them.

This number has been disconnected. Now what?

I’ve been saying this since the first go round. As someone said he’s a Jewish nazi. A sick, twisted man.

As a southerner would say ,"I'm standing upright today."
Seriously, I remembered to empty the dehumidifier in the basement , told off a scam caller, talked to a stranger about the importance of libraries & we agreed, wore my Pride pin that states "Strength Through Diversity"
Half a day to Go!

Just signed it and shared it…let’s hope they will change so women can have freedom to their own bodies.

Tell Costco: Don't Cave to Extremists—Dispense Mifepristone Now! Costco has announced that its pharmacies will NOT dispense mifepristone—a safe, FDA-approved abortion pill used in the majority of abortions nationwide. This dangerous decision is a concession to anti...

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/co...

Seamstress for the band…levon likes his money he makes a lot they say…razorface my old friend I’ll meet you down by the truck stop inn…we’ll come again next Thursday afternoon…
I’m afraid these will loop in my head all night! Fine. Just fine.

Evangelicals are a huge reason why our country has gone to shit. Separation of church and state has never been followed by Evangelicals. This is why, if we can get control back, we should take away Evangelicals tax exemptions. You're either a church or a political entity. Can't have both.

RESIST

Dear god… I couldn’t even read the rest of this because “ Cantaloupe Caligula” had me in the floor laughing 🤣 🤣🤣
I did eventually. There is a gd rocket at the first rest stop.

As the mother of an autistic daughter who was diagnosed maybe 5 yrs ago, your continued postings help me understand her even more! Today she is 41 and a delightful human being that deserves respect not scorn. Keep up the Awareness!

In honor of Labrador Day Weekend, let’s champion for this cause!

You are a Handsome Boy as well!

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This CataStrophy is hard to view! Have you thought about less catnip? The internet wants to know.😹

I like being a Shitty Democrat. It beats being a Cunt of a Republican.
Defend Away Roger!

Tap Tap Tap Knockknockknockknock
(this is the bottle top still on the booze bottle...Then not on the booze bottle...had to sip to make sure it wasn't poison I was bringing into the bunker)

Pic 1: Hobby Lobby spray paint on cherub from Walmart
Pics2,3,& 4 Real gold leaf applied to prepared surface to create the richness the design deserves.

👇Read it again & again...

Maybe too young, but definitely not Too Cute! Woof woof!🐶🐾