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D. All of the above.

True. They'll probably just sexually harass her instead.

“Hey! Why is that woman RUNNING??! STOP!”

** BLAM, BLAM, BLAM **

“Or I’ll shoot!”

There’s no way it’s real gold, so it just looks tacky, gaudy & stupid.

Is he pretending it’s real? He just slashed jobs & benefits, killed cancer research, starved children, fucked over the elderly — but sure let’s put a bunch of 24k all over the White House.

Real or not it’s a losing choice.

Hello? Department of waste fraud and abuse? Are you seeing this?

What steps? Rounding people up and arresting them, or shoving them into the next town over is not a step.

Permits? King Trump requires no permits.

He will gleefully welcome this challenge. He’ll just break ground and build whatever the hell he wants, challenging any supposed authority with a hearty, “what are you gonna do about it?”

Strong-arm, payoffs or just claim another national emergency.

Finally, a podcast I would listen to!

That’s a good price in any economy.

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“Bonanza” always seemed like such an ancient show to me, yet a similar time run for my daughter would be “The Good Wife,” which is freightening.

Almost as bad as when I learned the old timey song “Please Mr. Postman” to my birth year is the same timespan as Gaga’s “Pokerface” to my daughter. 😭

It has been freightening to realize 28-48% of the population is this awful. They’re just mean-spirited, ugly on the inside people. What’s worse, many are family members, neighbors, co-workers and old friends.

The way they think and act is so repulsive, I don’t think I can ever see them differently.

Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring.

And then that guy was "silenced" forever.

And now we will just not talk about anything else until they...

#ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files

I’m kinda taller and learned from roommates and other women that sitting is the more sanitary and polite way to go for men anyway.

Plus it adds bonus phone scroll time.

“Do not digitally resurrect” will be a new end of life care demand.

Lightly trolling the Citizen app alerts chat…

The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.

Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.

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Show us his red hat collection.

It doesn’t seem outlandish to think RFK Jr believes he has a letter from the future.

NUMBERS!!!!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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Pete Hegseth Promised To Stop Drinking if Confirmed as Secretary of Defense. Here's What He Said The secretary of defense has been accused of alcohol abuse and various forms of misconduct — allegations he has denied.

Congratulations to Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth for 196 days of continuous sobriety since being confirmed on Jan 25 of this year!!!

He promised to quit alcohol if he got the job, and there’s no way he’d lie about that, right? So congratulations, Pete! 🦅💪🇺🇸

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I still can’t get over the concept of telling a homeowner that the consolation of someone attempting to steal your home should be “just let them have the garage.”

Seems like a cry for help and an admission as to how badly cryptobros really want to play with dildos.

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I love how he thinks all of these high-level government jobs are just super interchangeable and require no knowledge or previous experience.

It truly is a real life version of The Apprentice at the expense of all of us.

“Hey everyone, I’m a nepo baby!”

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