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RFK Junior digging for gold.

RFK Junior tickling his brain worm

Fun little B story on this one is watching the guy in charge of our health dig his finger around deep in his ear and tickle his brain worm.

Gold trophy with a golden turtle of the top that reads “world’s biggest piece of shit.”

I know Trump is sad that he didn’t win the Nobel peace prize today, but if it’s any consolation to him, I am awarding him this prize for the 10th year in a row:

It’s best to let them run free. They love you and they will return with rodents for you all to eat.

I bet they’re tired of all this winning!

#MAGA

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

YouTube video by ScrambledEggs1969 Slim Whitman - Indian Love Call 1952

I’m a huge fan of Mars Attacks. I saw it in the theaters, I own two copies of it: DVD and Blu-ray. Until today, I did not know the name of that song. Thank you.

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Crazy that we don’t have more people questioning the fact that border patrol agents and immigration and customs enforcement agents are randomly “patrolling” the streets of cities like Chicago & Portland.

These actions have absolutely nothing to do with the intended purposes of their agencies.

Ninja Throwing Dildo

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Can you show us where you display yours, please??? #PostPic

Wondering how the check up went/is going?

What if the doctors tell ol' Biscuit Ankles he's actually been dead for a few weeks now??

Rich folks say, "fuck everyone else, especially the poor."

Of course. Always has.

Terrifying.

Libraries supply so much more to communities besides books, although books are incredibly important treasures and free access to them necessary for a healthy democracy.

"People aren't really angry with the way we're governing. That's just one rich old Jew tossing his money around. Pay no attention to your lying eyes. Only we can supply you with truth."

Inflatable frog costumes have been used throughout history to protest authoritarian regimes and injustice.
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Famous Tiananmen Square tank man photo but with inflatable frog standing in front of four tanks.

May 4, 1970 Kent State massacre photo. Picture is of National Guard closing in on student protesters. In the middle right of the horizon is an inflatable frog protester.

The frogs are rising up!

* tears in my eyes *

You deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for this, sir!!!

It's as if nobody understood the message of the Ghorman massacre in "Andor."

All systems go!

The best thing about this is the frog being taken away from smug basement incels and used instead as an icon for democracy and freedom.

Why not? He created a country club golf championship for himself to win.

He bought it in 1957, lived there until 1977. And Yes, early 70s would have been peak drugs and money era.

The same guy wearing the WWE championship belt and cape in the White House in 1970 probably lost fistfulls of barbituates in those shag rugs.

** These are the same people that have spent the past two decades claiming that participation trophies are one of the main causes of societal decline.

There it is.
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It was the 50s and he was high as a kite. My dad used to live in Memphis. I think I took the tour at least three times.

Still waiting for my check from Soros. That dude owes me a tone of money for all of my protesting. Sign reimbursement alone would pay for a few tanks of gas.

I can't believe there are still inflatable frog costumes available on Amazon after this.

Seems to be the winning Halloween costume for the season.

Start with Elvis' Jungle Room. That's a real crime against interior decorating.