Scariest LiBOOrian

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

you can't lie to the judge

"Thus says the Lord: Let my people go, so that they may worship me. If you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs." - Exodus 8:1b-2

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

he should have been toast after the "eating the dogs, eating the cats" but now we have people making that shit seem real

Bad Bunny’s Spanish “prompted an outraged Greene to demand a new law be passed to make English the official language of the U.S.”

“I want to let you know I’ve worked on a committee with this woman,” said Rep. Ocasio-Cortez. “I’ve seen her try to read.”

Dude the solution is right in front of you: tech bros do the fucking chores. 100 years of atonement.

image of a headline from an atlantic article that says "Why I Feel Bad for the Pepper-Spraying Policeman, Lt. John Pike"

image of lieutenant john pike casually spraying pepper spray directly onto occupy protesters at UC davis

goddamn, i guess the atlantic has always been this fucking way

(for those who need a reminder or who might be *shudder* too young to remember, i am also including a picture of lieutenant john pike doing his professional work)

ok, which one sucks the least?

Quick, someone poll the 4 things in this scary, scary agenda.

*fiercely googling "how can i buy the dip"*

fuck. yeah.

people rule.

Trump: "Trade wars are good and easy to win" Even if new tariffs spark an international trade war, President Trump is confident that the United States would come out on top.

www.cnbc.com/video/2018/0...

Everything bagel, pull out the inside middle soft parts and discard, then toast the remaining bagel, pineapple cream cheese on each bagel half and then shake some chili powder or Tajin over the cream cheese. What can I get elected to with that

Carlsbad homeowner ordered to remove private gate to public beach, fined $1.4 million John Levy was penalized by state Coastal Commission for a string of Coastal Act violations stretching back years

HAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked you rich asshole

a close up of a man 's face in front of a crowd . Alt: a close up of a man 's face in front of a crowd .

i'm 38

(unsecured roof tent flying by my head) tactical gear is my passion

oh that sounds amazing

oh, and the bagel is toasted

chive cream cheese, red onion, tomato, on a salt and pepper bagel (i know that last one is going to clinch the loss for me)

while we're requesting futuristic machines, can someone invent a laundry FOLDING machine?

that sincerely sucks, i'm sorry

i was reading this order nodding my head like:

"plain cream cheese, ok, i prefer chive but whatever, lox, tomato, red onion, i might skip the capers but i get it, all seems pretty standar... cinnamon raisin, WTAF!?!"

sick shit

are any of them still living in the state?

I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back

this, of course, is just a joke.

I literally use Boolean searching everyday, and I try to teach as many people as I can the power of Boolean searches, and CONTROLLING your search parameters.

Luckily, the legal databases still offer the terms and connectors options. For now…

semper fi

cringe, but with a middle-age essence