Sy Nakamura

A god has wiped the world clean according to many religions

I once witnessed a giant Dennis Miller head break loose and nearly kill Dennis Miller on stage and it's amazing how much the alternative would have changed nothing

We watched Water Land with Jeremy Irons and my big black cat sat between us watching with us

He explained in Ireland they are street creatures

It's a tragedy that Ted Kennedy's legacy of advocating for universal healthcare is being occluded by RFK's delusional conspiracy mongering

Absolutely but my main point is that people should take more time to drink with aspiring Irish poets

He was amazed at the idea of housecats, that they hang out like little people

I mean, a malt beverage so terrible YOU have to provide the flavoring? Talk about insult to injury.

I had a wonderfully chaotic Irish poetry major friend at that point who took over a bar one night (DCs Froggy Bottom), and began handing out free beer, but he charged for Zima

"It's shite!"

If you drank Zima, you need to contact an estate planner.

Hires are temporary - they are trying to survive the fascism either way

Corporations, when led by cowards etc etc

In other words, they’re willing to lose a LOT money because they think she can land the fascism, which should scare us.

60 minutes is gonna be anti-vaccine now.

We’re gonna have segments on how there’s too many blacks in higher ed.

If you drank wine coolers you need to schedule a colonoscopy

Whatever else, a ripe pear or peach fresh from the refrigerator is a lovely luxury

Happy for you personally only

Low blood sugar probably caused so many murders and wars

My fireman EMT dad warned me about 96 degree days

"96 is the temperature that people are irritable enough to kill their mom for a cold peach"

we have a rule at our house that if it is past 9pm and you are having feelings, the only thing you are allowed to do is have a snack and go to bed, so anyway, I will be having a snack and going to bed!!

no. no it is not

But speculation is clout

You never really understand how poor parts of the United States are until you fly over them and see zero multi-stack overpasses.

Springfield Interchange - Wikipedia

Counterpoint: I give you the Virginia Mixing Bowl (which may totally be an outlier)

Review of engineering is a first order problem

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And Frank Oz bomb hype man

Stephen Miller asks when in our history have we tolerated unlawful, riotous assemblies around government buildings

Irony just took its shoes off and slowly started walking into the ocean until it was never seen or heard from again…

Checked in on Wonkette - my early 2000s gateway blog to online progressive politics - and remembered @anamariecox.bsky.social was our cool AF progress politics dealer

Thank you, great lady

Hedgehog socks

The world is on fire but just look at these socks

Schadenfreudelicious

Mike Miles, next up

Maximum un-Taxonomity is actually worse than taxonomy paralysis

One of the worst things in my job, trying to build sustainable energy projects, is telling people we already lost that battle 🔌

This is exactly correct: he's a bully who fears women and minorities and most of all being mocked

Because he will never be more than less of half a man

I think giving Stephen Miller the full "weird" treatment, openly and constantly laughing at how pathetic he is, would reduce his influence at his job

Which I think would be the goal of people who prioritize reducing suffering (over raising money by campaigning against elevated levels of brutality)

Balls are Art.