Matthew Coffey

"Professor, where does the name Toledo come from?"

"Nobody knows."

Now let's see Paul Allen's dystopia

Well this is very cheering, as I scroll a feed mostly about, y' know, everything else. So thanks. And thanks ducks :)

"Your Honour, the influence of each individual twenty pound note in the bank vault full of cash that I robbed only adjusted my wealth upwards by about 0.06%. I'm not sure why I'm on trial, to be quite honest with you."

Long, what?

Shared Madrid hun x

Yes.

No.

Maybe.

Whenever I see an unflattering picture of myself, I spare no effort to draw global attention to it.

A banner on a lamppost in Manchester UK with the text "Everyone Welcome" over the pride rainbow graphic, juxtaposed with a road sign below it which has the text "Except buses"

Post a warning

I love my smartphone. It's why I've never achieved prominence. Oh shit, that's not even a joke is it? Need to go and have a think.

Screenshot of a WhatsApp conversation with Meta's AI in which it correctly answers the question "who wrote Careless People?" (Sarah Wynn Williams) but then claims to have no knowledge the book exists when asked a follow-up question about whether it is based on fact. Instead of refers only to a 1920s book with the same title.

Book? What book? I never mentioned that book...

I hadn't considered "narc'd". Better. But somehow none of them are quite satisfactory.

I feel better about "narcced" than "narcked" or "narced". But I think "narked", ugly as it is.

"I'm just going to the United States. I may be some time."

ChatGPT firm reveals human leader that is easily entertained.

Colours are very Penguin, intentional homage? I mean as in the publishing brand, not that your photo is in B&W.

Classic example of the Law as offered by @ianbetteridge.com

Jaydy is my rydordye.

I'm clearly still getting used to the app!

It has nothing to do with it, does it? Looks like I replied to the wrong comment. Am idiot, please forgive me.

"The sweat wis lashing oafay Sick Boy; he wis trembling. An then the bears moved in."

Hourly, daily, weekly, fortnightly, monthly, quarterly, semiannually, annually, biannually, decennially

Yeah, Brahms' Waltz in E Major is a classic

His name is Blinky. Have some respect.

Well, the USSR didn't exist until the '20s

I was thinking of the Edith Piaf number. Which has the word mals in it. And those other french words in my later comment. Anyway, it was nice to be involved. Now I really need to crack on with these crisps. Á bientôt.

I fear you missed the reference, but, y'know... tout ça m'est bien égal

Mals (4)

I regret nothing

Google Search (and Destroy)™

Are we sure they want to come back?