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Sarah Hutto

@sarahhutto.bsky.social

Comedy writer, gardener. Waiting for my frontal lobe to fully form.

540 Followers  |  362 Following  |  98 Posts  |  Joined: 04.10.2023  |  1.8535

Latest posts by sarahhutto.bsky.social on Bluesky

Lucky Charms aren’t “magically” delicious. It’s the fucking sugar.

05.12.2025 06:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sorry, but “Men’s Open” is a gross thing to name something.

09.09.2025 02:08 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Why are they all younger?

24.06.2025 22:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Once I couldn’t remember the name for Curb Your Enthusiasm and the closest thing I could come up with was Don’t Get So Excited.

22.06.2025 21:54 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Guys, let’s stay focused- he’s just starting World War III to distract from the government-backed kidnappings.

22.06.2025 12:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s on you.

09.06.2025 03:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

America is learning what happens when resistance to tyranny is upheld with more guns than books.

09.06.2025 03:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is an excellent post.

07.06.2025 00:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Didn’t you hear that it’s a fact of life we need to learn to accept, unlike getting used to some people changing their pronouns?

07.06.2025 00:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every accusation is an admission.

07.06.2025 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t believe the guy who kept trying to give people cups of his sperm is unstable.

07.06.2025 00:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s been so long since I’ve had a good day’s sleep.

04.06.2025 01:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re against it for every reason except cowardice.

09.05.2025 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe crime is just a fact of life- you know, like school shootings.

03.05.2025 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump Administration Cancels $1 Billion in Grants for Student Mental Health Congress authorized the money in a bipartisan breakthrough around addressing gun violence after a shooting at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, killed 19 children and two teachers.

“It’s just a mental health issue.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...

02.05.2025 01:43 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t tread on me, but save me a spot on the breadline.

01.05.2025 22:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds like he’s declaring war on America.

01.05.2025 21:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol

23.04.2025 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In fairness, he’s also focused on pretending to be good at golf.

09.04.2025 12:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not unless they raise the birth ra- Oh.

08.04.2025 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry, but this is too reasonable.

04.04.2025 22:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Narrator voice: They could, in fact, lose.

04.04.2025 22:04 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is the gun for when it’s time to pass the kidney stone?

02.04.2025 02:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cheese > sleaze

02.04.2025 02:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought this was the anti-war administration.

30.03.2025 16:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Women communicate their war plans telepathically.

25.03.2025 22:47 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I guess those clowns leading people into the woods just ran out of steam.

22.03.2025 07:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t be the first time he’s done this.

21.03.2025 02:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s just Government Derangement Syndrome now.

20.03.2025 18:40 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How dare you protest the pintos sold by the guy who bought the election.

16.03.2025 21:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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