Lucky Charms aren’t “magically” delicious. It’s the fucking sugar.
05.12.2025 06:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@sarahhutto.bsky.social
Comedy writer, gardener. Waiting for my frontal lobe to fully form.
Lucky Charms aren’t “magically” delicious. It’s the fucking sugar.
05.12.2025 06:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sorry, but “Men’s Open” is a gross thing to name something.
09.09.2025 02:08 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Why are they all younger?
24.06.2025 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Once I couldn’t remember the name for Curb Your Enthusiasm and the closest thing I could come up with was Don’t Get So Excited.
22.06.2025 21:54 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Guys, let’s stay focused- he’s just starting World War III to distract from the government-backed kidnappings.
22.06.2025 12:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s on you.
09.06.2025 03:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0America is learning what happens when resistance to tyranny is upheld with more guns than books.
09.06.2025 03:12 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is an excellent post.
07.06.2025 00:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Didn’t you hear that it’s a fact of life we need to learn to accept, unlike getting used to some people changing their pronouns?
07.06.2025 00:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every accusation is an admission.
07.06.2025 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t believe the guy who kept trying to give people cups of his sperm is unstable.
07.06.2025 00:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s been so long since I’ve had a good day’s sleep.
04.06.2025 01:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re against it for every reason except cowardice.
09.05.2025 20:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe crime is just a fact of life- you know, like school shootings.
03.05.2025 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“It’s just a mental health issue.”
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Don’t tread on me, but save me a spot on the breadline.
01.05.2025 22:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like he’s declaring war on America.
01.05.2025 21:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol
23.04.2025 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In fairness, he’s also focused on pretending to be good at golf.
09.04.2025 12:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not unless they raise the birth ra- Oh.
08.04.2025 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry, but this is too reasonable.
04.04.2025 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Narrator voice: They could, in fact, lose.
04.04.2025 22:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is the gun for when it’s time to pass the kidney stone?
02.04.2025 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cheese > sleaze
02.04.2025 02:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought this was the anti-war administration.
30.03.2025 16:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Women communicate their war plans telepathically.
25.03.2025 22:47 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I guess those clowns leading people into the woods just ran out of steam.
22.03.2025 07:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t be the first time he’s done this.
21.03.2025 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s just Government Derangement Syndrome now.
20.03.2025 18:40 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How dare you protest the pintos sold by the guy who bought the election.
16.03.2025 21:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0