Uncut Jerms

Fed here. Pls keep the jokes coming.

Welcome to the dumbest administration

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?

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Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House.

We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication.

They own what happens next.

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN.

☎️: (202) 224-3121

Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid.

The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING.

Call retiring Senators too!

Maria Bartiromo is priming her audience for cuts to Medicare and Medicaid (and perhaps Social Security too)

I know what you’re thinking: We should mirror the United States government based on how this website is run.

the Dow has now given back all gains made since November 5

Trump admin pulls hundreds of videos from CFPB’s YouTube channel The videos included, “How can I improve my credit scores?”

New: Hundreds of videos on the CFPB YouTube account — with titles like “Five tips for when you can’t pay your bills,” and “How do I dispute an error on my credit report?” — have been removed. Its X and FB accounts have also been removed, amid a broader dismantling www.theverge.com/news/613567/...

very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman

That's a nice quote from Jacobs. But to the best of my knowledge, Gruden himself hasn't actually taken accountability for the comments in full, which is what growth actually looks like.

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it

we're cooked

convinced that there are people who love trump for no other reason than that he gave them a personality, however rancid it might be

Tesla EVs ranked among the worst in annual reliability survey by Consumer Reports Although EVs and full-size pickup trucks enjoy the hottest demand in the market, they are the "most problematic," the nonprofit organization that evaluates products and services said.

I understand why people bought them years ago.

I do not understand how or why anyone would buy one now.

Many better options, and the CEO is a white supremacist.

Why Elon Musk can never balance the budget, in one chart Elon Musk wants to slash trillions in “waste.” Good luck, buddy!

"The notion that the federal government is hopelessly bloated due to waste that every reasonable person wants to eliminate is an appealing myth, but it’s a myth."

www.vox.com/policy/38738...

One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election.

Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

donald trump gave elon musk the second controller and kept it unplugged

“The woke elites would have you believe children dying of measles is all bad. But we asked heterodox people and they agreed — not all kids are great, and anything that makes elites upset makes us feel good.” Tomorrow at the Free Press.

I'm sure this Cabinet of inexperienced grifters who excel solely at advancing their own careers will produce an administration that runs like a well-oiled machine.

It’s almost as if they absolutely did not care at all

Elon Musk Puts His Imprint on the Trump Transition at Mar-a-Lago He’s on the patio. He’s on the golf course. Everywhere Donald Trump looks, there is the world’s richest man.

Let me state this is bluntly as I can, as a biographer of both Donald Trump and Elon Musk: Vladimir Putin is now inside the U.S. government, with visibility into absolutely everything. He has that access through Trump, Musk, and David Sacks.

We are fully infiltrated. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/13/u...

Trump doubles down on eliminating Education Department, vows to give ‘restitution’ to ‘victims’ of DEI Trump intends to fulfill his promise to eliminate the Education Department, which would have impacts on public education and students.

reparations for any failson forced to endure the indignity of competing for a job with a black person thegrio.com/2024/11/12/t...

i more or less live in a 15 minute city without a car and there is exactly one thing i used to eat fairly regularly but can't easily access now: Arby's. when the right complains about how 15 minute cities are meant to control us, they mean control of our access to free flowing Beef n Cheddars

It's very funny to see these people get immediately owned

"The Left needs its own Joe Rogan," I say, unveiling the machine from "The Prestige" and leading you into a room with 800 Joe Rogan clones all saying "Wow, that's crazy" again and again