Cristy Lynn

what do you call 10 bunnies walking backwards?

a receding hairline

with that joke, i’m officially a dad now. happy easter to all those that celebrate and what not

What don't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

#jokes #dadjoke #funny

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Dad joke of the day: Easter Edition

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion. #dadjoke #yourewelcome

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Dad joke of the day:

We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story. #dadjoke #yourewelcome

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Dad joke of the day:

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. #dadjoke #yourewelcome

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

#jokes #dadjoke #funny

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Dad joke of the day:

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea. #dadjoke
#yourewelcome

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Dad joke of the day:

"I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it." #dadjoke #yourewelcome

Spring time in the San Juans! ❤️ #ouray #sanjuans #spring

G’ Morning world! Here’s a little cutie to make you smile today! Happy #caturday

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Dad joke of the day:

This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I realized I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode. #dadjoke

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Dad joke of the day:

I went on Amazon to buy a lighter but all they had were 3,472 matches. ☺️ #dadjoke

It’s a sleepy #caturday for this red headed beauty. ❤️

The shadow from my ceiling fan looks like a happy blow up doll…😊

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Dad joke of the day: Did you hear about the guy who is terrified of escalators? He takes steps to avoid them.

Let today be the day that you appreciate your heartbeats and the sun on your face. CL

Ugh. Now this “administration” is even affecting the weather. 🤬

👆This.

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Dad joke of the day:

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.

Another beautiful day in the neighborhood! #ourayco #river #colorado

Continue the positive and fulfilling aspects and try to let the negative ones slowly fall away. -III

G’ Morning world! Here’s a little cutie to make you smile!
Let’s all put love out into the world today! ❤️ Meet Paxton!