dylans

my ex almost got us arrested doing that

you’re making new kinds of mold

im sick to my stomach thinking about this

my username makes this one hysterical

i can’t believe that was my first time throwing up At a bar and i was completely sober

i frowed up at the rob ashton meet and greet literally like almost instantly after he sat down to talk with us

fatly thinking about all the food im gonna eat tomorrow

give me your keys and no one gets hurt

to the person in the porsche 911 carrera who pulled in front of me like a jackass i hate you and your car should belong to me you don’t deserve it

are they taking offers

🥺

RFK Jr. won’t see your post about his addiction — but many others who have suffered from addiction will, along with their families, employers, & friends.

your post stigmatizes and punishes US. not him.

RFK has many disqualifying attributes; his addiction from years ago is not one of them.

cottage cheese is so good man i’d sit an eat an entire container of it if it wouldn’t make jacob cry like a kicked puppy if i didn’t share

me also

i can put callie in the little baby clothes and test out outfit ideas this is so fucking awesome

don’t joke about this id do anything to drive my old crown vic again

it’s the only way i’ve been able to eat for the past few days and know im actually gaining any nutrients 😭

i’ve been having to eat Sacrificial Meals lately where i eat something i know im going to throw up within about 3-5 mins of eating it. and then i can have a real meal i can keep down

being. im so sick i cant read

save me i can’t stop bring nauseous

argh argh i cannot believe how long it’s been and how sorry i am that we fucked everything up in the 14 yrs you’ve been gone

btw this means you have no excuse to not organize anymore buddy! next time you get a phone call i better hear you pick up!!!

steve b**ts is privating all his videos and not making any more

i didn’t say it yesterday but rest in peace jack and i miss you

attack

my husband has this like sleeper agent activation word where if you say “push ups” or make him think about push ups he immediately drops everything and does 20. like without fail. sometimes i just drop it in a sentence because he has to do it every time

every time i’ve logged on here it’s to be miserable about sports it seems

you could pick up 20 random guys off the streets of edmonton right now and they’d be playing a better game than this

ferrari it’s my fucking birthday can you please get it together