NUKE DENIER

Conceal carrying a matte black super soaker

watching Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972) and it is eerily prescient. if things continue the way they're going, it is inevitable apes will rise up in revolt against mankind

ME: now what if that Frankenstein's monster actually CAUGHT ol' Shaggy? I think it might go a LITTLE something li-

SOMEONE WHO FOUND THIS POST DESPITE NOT FOLLOWING ME: the monster would slay him. it would tear his flesh. shaggys pleas would fall on dead ears. he would be rent in twain

sketch remake of an old mech

If I were the Ghostbusters I would have handled the Slimer situation by following the tenets of restorative justice

posing with new sword

doom eternal on sale for 5 bucks treat yourself

Buying John Diefenbaker merch on etsy

Everything else aside, Tilly Norwood is a terrible name. Angela Anaconda ass name

Smoking wet cigars and sipping hot whiskey in my closet sauna

fear_2_tread

I need to curate my letterboxd to reflect current year siobhan movie opinions

So excited for you to hit Jason X lol

Right wing guy imagining a reboot called "the hardy theys" and getting so mad his head explodes

National poetry day

Bothwell cheese sampling party when

Imagine if someone made a GOOD adaptation of Jurassic Park bro

What do you MEAN Michael Crichton wrote and directed Westworld. He really is the goat

Jehovah's witnesses also. Most people know them as the funny door to door guys but their actual beliefs and practices are insanely evil and repressive

It is on the switch and old switches are super cheap rn a switch lite is less than 300 dollars

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

Got the qualifed "you live like this"

BLASTING MY CLONE

BOOMER NOSTALGIA: our celebs were gods amongst mortals and we shall never see their likes again

GEN X NOSTALGIA: we are tougher and cooler and more self-sufficient than everyone else, too bad so sad

MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: society is collapsing because wokeists got rid of the McDonald's Playplace

Do you think thats a set or like a room in his house

When he grabs the revolver and reflexively starts cocking it before stopping himself

this is not medical advice

not gonna lie when this happens i usually just switch off between smoking and taking edibles

Might grow an evil little mustache for a while