@senderblock23.bsky.social
Cis male onryō
Khalid: please don’t fall in love with me
Me: don’t tell me what to do
Looking forward to whatever new and exciting way im going to get offended today
10.12.2025 06:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t even have donuts for dinner without getting a stomach ache these days
08.12.2025 12:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bet the chainsmokers ft halsey have been getting older this entire time
04.12.2025 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
4-part circular cycle that says “i’m cracked, i’m goated, i’m chopped, i’m unc”
03.12.2025 15:18 — 👍 74 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0And I wonder wonder (ohh wa wa ooh wa ooh) what did they do to us
03.12.2025 06:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And I wonder wonder (ooh wa wa ooh wa ooh) what gave me diarrheaa
03.12.2025 01:30 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Goin to black friday you guys need anything
28.11.2025 16:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having a nice time is lowkey goated
24.11.2025 22:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
youtu.be/-of2BjL6Dy0?...
That's really reductive.
The older I get the more I want to dance like travolta in pulp fiction. But to good music. Is this normal
22.11.2025 07:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They should be able to check my prostate with fingerblasting me. Where is medical science on this
20.11.2025 14:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All jokes aside you could lure me into a bear trap with a trail of these things
18.11.2025 19:48 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Were I in a bowling league comprised of judges, you know my catchphrase gone be “motion to strike”
18.11.2025 19:41 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Last night a D.J. borked my wife
18.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Cool nightmare. Orwellian?
16.11.2025 22:34 — 👍 40 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0Ykw judge hit for 331 when the next best guy was 311. And had 53 bombs. What a damned stud. I’ve decided it’s ok he got the MVP
14.11.2025 08:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s raining, men
14.11.2025 02:58 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Judge is an all-time yankee for sure but the big dumper got robbed. 60 bombs, switch hitter, gold glove catcher. Foh
14.11.2025 08:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Talk therapy, what a racket. “How do you feel today” like I’m losing money hbu
13.11.2025 17:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Older ladies make me feel like friggen brad pitt
13.11.2025 13:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coffee counts as a meal cuz there’s beans in there
13.11.2025 13:06 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Another version of me is retarded
12.11.2025 14:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I’m back in Chicago I feel it (cholesterol blocking my arteries)
Boom, roasted chicago
You could poison me with a beer 😜
12.11.2025 13:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So if I have kids these jokes become ok and my body becomes ok? Got it 🙄
12.11.2025 13:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0these days they would’ve called him Johnny PayPal 🙄
09.11.2025 21:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m having a 2nd breakfast beer
09.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do you guys think Tyrese Maxey calls his place the maxey pad. I hate this joke and i love tyrese. He’s a blur and a gem.
08.11.2025 10:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Perchance to miss me with the “fuck shit”
08.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
