jon

Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all

powerhouse of the cell 💅

Old man, look at my life
I’m a fuckin baller

I know it wasn’t but the civil war sounds like it was pretty nice

I love this book

If joan jett loves rock n roll so much maybe she should marry it

Thanks for clearing that up

I've got bad news for you, "Dangerous Donny" Donald Trump. The things you say you're going to do, and have been doing, and have ice goons and cops and vigilantes doing, and judges will never stop you from doing-- well sir, you may wish to get a lawyer because those things are ILLEGAL!!!

Image of Michael Phelps swimming next to the text: In which sport did Michael Phelps achieve fame? Take the quiz

(mouth full of cereal) archery

some patients are going to die, and you have to find a way to accept that - it’s just part of being a really bad chiropractor

Dreamed a new McDonald’s breakfast sandwich with 1 lb. of egg whites called “The Wet One”

Much work to do, he said whilst slaying the spire

I thought I was just a big time asshole (and overly sensitive) turns out I simply have a personality disorder. Can we come up with a nicer term for this ?

Having an extra waffle at breakfast just to take the edge off

(MC Hammer voice) please touch this

lmao to this

Fibonacci Pubic Hair

In the last month I’ve put in more hours playing slay the spire than hours on into the breach for many many years. (into the breach, a wonderful roguelite I’ve gone back to a billion times, it’s basically pacific rim meets chess) Is nintendo fudging my numbers? How dare they?

Uh oh better click on this link and get to the bottom of this.

well, see, he was a duck humanoid monstrosity who used hyper intelligence to manipulate markets. In doing so he became a titan of industry, but it only served to emphasize how different he was. In a society praising the unique, he couldn’t handle being different…

imagine how hot salsa’s going to be in the future

welcome to jackass ye who enter here

scrooge dies from acute blood loss, crushed by the very thing that kept him alive all these years. He leaves behind a complicated legacy. A true American.

Just painting a picture

wish i could pin this

[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything

he’s nowhere near as smart or cool as scrooge mcd

The duck humanoid creature stands on the platform, well aware his very consciousness is a result science playing god. He peers down at the riches he’s amassed. Caring nothing for this cruel world he swan dives into coins. Pure metal breaking every bone in his cursed body.

Things that make ya say Huh!