jon

well, see, he was a duck humanoid monstrosity who used hyper intelligence to manipulate markets. In doing so he became a titan of industry, but it only served to emphasize how different he was. In a society praising the unique, he couldn’t handle being different…

imagine how hot salsa’s going to be in the future

welcome to jackass ye who enter here

scrooge dies from acute blood loss, crushed by the very thing that kept him alive all these years. He leaves behind a complicated legacy. A true American.

Just painting a picture

wish i could pin this

[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything

he’s nowhere near as smart or cool as scrooge mcd

The duck humanoid creature stands on the platform, well aware his very consciousness is a result science playing god. He peers down at the riches he’s amassed. Caring nothing for this cruel world he swan dives into coins. Pure metal breaking every bone in his cursed body.

Things that make ya say Huh!

Smoke good eat good live good

dress it up however you like

Trader Joe’s knows why u didn’t talk to her

say less (i’m in)

i like it. Not that u got mugged tho

mine would be don’t eat yellow snow

what would it be about

i’m a big time YA as well so I get it

YAKE means young adult karate enthusiast but everyone hates how it sounds

Tired: cobra kai
Wired: the karate adult

The Karate Adult

They should call your website oatmeal raisin cuz I’m refusing these cookies

but also thank you to your mom for her good work

i was being sillier than you. Check and mate

and to only do it during certain months deprives babies of nutrition all the rest of the year. We’re better than this

I actually think it should be done year round

Funny kids wanted to be chandler and jocks wanted to be joey but I wanted to be ross the thrice divorced pos

This really feels like a defining post of our time

I’m gonna start throwing fleshlights on the court at nba games