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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

De-Trumpification means impeaching and removing the Sinister Six on SCOTUS

”This is a world of compensations; and he who would *be* no slave, must consent to *have* no slave. Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.”

Never bad. He COMMITTED. Tender Mercies, The Godfather, The Apostle, Apocalypse Now, even total junk. He was Boo Radley, for god's sake. RIP.

Check out Tender Mercies or The Apostle if you haven't seen them. Beautiful movies about faith that don't proselytize.

Oh damn, 1000%. Absolutely incredible.

When I worked for Reason magazine during Trump's rise to power in 2016, I was explicitly forbidden by the editor in chief from writing about Trump's racism, or the violence and racism at his rallies.

It was a "sideshow," I was told.

No movie has ever moved me like The Apostle. RIP Robert Duvall.

LARIATO!!!

I'm too old to grade these papers, rookie!

Today's a bit dour, rainy, and cold. You know what would make it warm and sunny? If It Happens.

Lord, have mercy

I converted to Catholicism two weeks ago. Here's why I hate Jesus and the Pope.

Happy Valentines Day from this tender memorial to country singer Joe Diffie

Literally many such cases

You have not read of the conquest of Canaan until you have read it in the original Klingon.

They're going to steal my priceless toenail clippings and jars of urine.

Ol' Charlie was packing a rotting Vienna sausage.

Peter Watts on his novels

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

The morning so far

I'd be leaning into Mina, myself.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

norman rockwell's freedom of speech, but the standing guy has been edited to sit down

couldn't sleep so i made him sit down

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