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27.10.2025 01:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“This couple faced all of the tough choices”. -Glad I’ll never have to worry about that!
19.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I prefer the term “Jesus tweaker”.
16.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think the plan is to have AI take over all the thinking so we can all do manual labor in sweat shops until we die.
20.09.2025 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This shouldn’t be a debate. Can we get a party that doesn’t suck?
28.08.2025 14:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone says Donatello but we all know it’s really Mikey.
15.08.2025 02:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would have preferred the headline: techbro hospitalized after being brutally pelted by dildos
08.08.2025 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s almost as if…. No one is listening…
03.07.2025 20:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They really captured that ‘I just married my sister’ shot.
27.06.2025 17:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
16.06.2025 04:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Trumpet being the obvious choice.
28.05.2025 02:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I think that’s just only fans that does that.
21.04.2025 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
20.04.2025 13:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is this the fucking Onion? Please say it’s the Onion.
12.03.2025 02:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
27.02.2025 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am now even more confused about snowman anatomy.
06.02.2025 04:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank god. I haven’t had a glass of water in the last ten years…
28.01.2025 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy birthday!
22.01.2025 13:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This just happened to us at the place we’re renting in Richmond. Crazy.
17.01.2025 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
