@johnlewis.bsky.social
Amateur wood splitter, armchair politician, and beard haver
It turns out all you have to do is wait and the future eventually finds you.
01.01.2026 21:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS ON JANUARY 19TH.
13.05.2025 16:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They probably were when they put together that pricing. I 5 dollar a month care about sports. When they hit that price, I am back in.
13.05.2025 15:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The new engineering birthday problem is figuring out how many women musk would have to impregnate so he has his own child's birthday to forget every calendar day of the year. Bonus points to cover leap day with targeted distributions.
07.04.2025 00:54 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Today's imaginary medical symptom, the protein shakes. The past's imaginary medical symptom, the Harlem shake.
14.03.2025 19:28 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
@benstiller.redhour.com ideas.lego.com/projects/da1...
This thing looks awesome, and I would love to see what fan videos might get made on this set.
The cat also tries to sit on my head.
When you realize you are petting your hat.
12.03.2025 23:09 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Anyone got a lead on one of those sweet sweet Tesla protesting jobs I hear are paying so well?
12.03.2025 23:07 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Tesla is having their mypillow moment." -an observation by everyone.
11.02.2025 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They first chatted in the Transbay Tube in 1983. This fall, they celebrate their 41st wedding anniversary.
It was 1983 when 23-year-old Cindy stepped onto a BART train that would change her life.
Read this BART meet cute here ⬇️
www.bart.gov/news/article...
The fun thing about boolean values is that some people know what they are, and other people don't know what they are. There is no way to sort of know what boolean values are.
10.02.2025 19:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Its not a dad bod, its a father figure.
16.01.2025 19:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What would be in the everything else bagel?
08.08.2023 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My son's favorite thing to scream while running around the house is "INSIDE VOICES!!!"
05.07.2023 04:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't post pictures on bluesky until I give it microphone permissions. Y'all want to see this brisket I made but this client app is garbo.
04.07.2023 17:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jack.bsky.social the android client needs quite a bit of work. I can't pick profile pictures without giving away microphone permissions.
03.06.2023 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Currently outside, looking forward to once again being inside.
03.06.2023 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One day I am gonna sell this post as an nft.
02.06.2023 17:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
