MY QUITE

In this house we only recognize one king.

Living in a world that still has Kid Rock but not Brian Wilson is a genuine tragedy.

4:20 at the home office on 5/8

Pretty tight communicating directly with Jerry this weekend

Rory fans vs. Bryson fans

Rory with the 54-hole lead at Augusta

Selectively communicating with my staff all week with The Masters on

Every second of The Pitt

Sabrina Carpenter fans online talk about her striking sexual positions onstage the same way Deadheads talk about song transitions

ARE YOU MY FRIEND?
ARE WE LOCKED IN? 💙

Chuck Schumer deserves at the very least to have the H removed from his first name.

Hard evidence no one can forever avoid The Noid.

an older man is sitting at a table in a restaurant holding a menu and looking at it . ALT: an older man is sitting at a table in a restaurant holding a menu and looking at it .

Spotting other dudes on edibles at Disneyland

Spent roughly a quarter of 2024 vibing out and wouldn’t have it any other way.

Dire Straits forfuckingever.

Society has officially bottomed out.

'Vito' the pug wins best in show at annual National Dog Show competition Vito has now racked up 25 best-in-shows over his lifetime.

In this house we are thankful for Vito (and handler MICHAEL SCOTT)

Any time Kendrick has opened his mouth in 2024

Shohei Ohtani now has three times as many MVP titles as the San Diego Padres have won individual World Series games in franchise history.

Sharing this photo of Sammy the Pug with some neighborhood lavender because he was tired of getting lost in the deluge of Sydney Sweeney’s cleavage on X/Twitter.

Immediate take on Bluesky:

Refreshing not to be force-fed Barstool, Joe Rogan, MAGA content despite Sisyphean task of filtering cancerous garbage.

Result: Way less rapey. Into it.

If Elon and DJT were hanging perilously from a cliff and you could only choose ONE, are you ordering regular or curly fries?

Finally, a social media app devoted solely to The Allman Brothers Band.