Max L.

the blue jays are beating on the yankees so hard that i'm out of war of 1812 analogies

Switched over from a baseball game just to check (Boston media market) and immediately got one.

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

Yankee Stadium tribute to Charlie Kirk on their Jumbotron

Go Jays!

You might not be surprised to learn that “the left” in this is ostensibly represented by Brianna Wu, who is not on the left, and that it also includes the sage political knowledge of this man

unironically believe that they need a guy with a heart and some intelligence like Rhys to keep them grounded

too many rfk guys makes a team soft

Remember when these guys ran a completely fabricated story about trans kids sourced to a single bigot who worked at St Louis Children’s Hospital and it got so much traction that they ended a bunch of programs for trans kids because of all the bomb threats

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

we simply do not have a union anymore if the president is using troops from one state to invade others entirely on the basis of political disagreements

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

Naming the kid after Von Hayes is impressive pandering even for him

Brewers-Mariners could be fun.

Various Great Philosophers and How They Would Feel About the Automated Ball-Strike System | Baseball Prospectus Gathering the greatest minds of two and a half millennia to embrace a little debate.

OK, here you go, the one topic in everyone’s mind this morning: How would the great minds of philosophy throughout history feel about an automated ball-strike system?

all respect to the star tribune, this kind of stuff should not be paywalled archive.is/iGtMf

if you're within shouting distance of the field and you're not yelling live bet odds at ohtani all night, you are not a real fan and should probably go to jail

oh my god lmao

Red Sox could’ve used one of the five players they jettisoned off the squad and leaked neg press to in the last 5 years, one of them probably would’ve gotten a hit

Well your presence clearly isn't doing them any favors.

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

Go eagles sweatshirt

I now own exactly one piece of NFL gear

Gonna make Jonathan Broxton look like Mo Rivera.

listen, i know this isn’t the most dignified way to memorialize Jane Goodall, but i do want to point out that without her work, we would not have this masterpiece

RIP Jane Goodall, by all accounts a wonderful woman who loved this Far Side cartoon

Black People: He’s gonna tie us to the railroad tracks

Trump: I’m gonna tie you to the railroad tracks as I described in depth in this booklet

Y’all: OMG STAHP UR NOT SRS

[Cut to all of our motherfucking asses on the motherfucking railroad tracks]

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Meme from @tessiesbestie Gloomy dark room with stick figure: fascism on the rise, government shutdown looming, everything Bad™ Door opens with MLB postseason logo saying “omg” Stick person blushing says “hi!!!”

A lot of liberals like to make fun of "Trump voters who didn't believe the leopards would eat their faces" but then are like "I didn't believe the leopards would eat our national norms"

dude

I don't think the people expressing surprise about things the Trump administration is doing understand how absolutely fucking crazymaking each of your posts is for Black and Indigenous folks who called *all of this* and sat through people talking about "respecting norms" for years

if we want bluesky to have the oft-invoked "juice", i need baseball posters to step up this postseason. none of this namby-pamby "we lost but i like your team and im rooting for yall" reddit crap. i wanna see bloodlust and vendettas. i wanna see death threats. i wanna see feral, ape-like hooting