I vote for smoked salmon.

Dang, that's frustrating!

Yes! A book and a bag!

You need to see this. Her last words to us.

YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

While I’m at it: You guys know what to do!!

youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

The United States drawn entirely from memory

Have been tagged in to provide the reminder about traumatic video because of the Charlie Kirk shooting video going around!

1. Settings -> Content & Media, turn off "autoplay video"
2. Keep your device sound off while browsing so an accidental activation won't include the sound

I hope Charlie Kirk recovers quickly then, like James Brady, uses his megaphone to help advocate for common sense limits on firearms.

There is a graphic video of Charlie Kirk being shot going around like crazy so if you don't want to see it 👉

I applaud your good judgment.

I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture

The knight stood, triumphant, over the prostrate dragon. He raised his sword high above his head and-

"I wouldn't if i were you"

The voice was in his head. Confused, he glanced around. A black cat was cleaning a paw, casually nearby.

He raised the sword again.

"Are you REALLY, really sure?" /1

Chubby robot girl who isn't actually chubby, her batteries are just inflated and she's about to violently explode in a lithium fire.

A diamond shaped statue with an oval at the top, said to represent the Virgin Mary - presumable her head poking out of the gown and her arms out to the side - but also it looks a lot like labia and a clitoris.

The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀

Guess this needs saying. Again.

Transphobia is bigotry. Transphobes are bigots.

Yes, even that author you like.

Yes, even that celebrity you love.

Yes, even that relative who is always sweet and kind to *you*.

A twitter post explaining how you can “save PNGs to birds” by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.

Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system

11. You can make the words to any song be about horses or potatoes and it will be good and funny and right.

holy shit lmao

Thank you!

I would like to know more about this stair-climbing cart.

YOU MUST SATE YOUR THIRST TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.

Potato and egg? Chorizo and cheese?

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Thank you for the reminder!

That's a lot going on. I'm glad you're getting a tool to help with it!

We have several hanging on the wall in various places in the house, for someone in the household who can't bend over very well.

Bluebonnets and firewheel flowers next to the road!

Yes, thank you for asking!

I could eat a bit more. Applesauce or olives?

Depressingly and sureally accurate