Sam 🇨🇦

Baseball line brawls are not as entertaining as hockey.

An idiot woman is dressed like a tree, wearing a red knock-off Kansas City Chiefs jersey over top. Her arms are in the TOUCHDOWN position that football referees use.

I decided to be Track 9 off Taylor Swift's new album for Halloween.

Hi, I'm Wood.

One of my pet peeves is when someone says "9 a.m. in the morning"

THE A.M. AND P.M. INDICATE TIME OF DAY, NO FOLLOW UP NECESSARY.

Hocus Pocus!

Day made - house is clean, laundry is done, AND (most importantly) I saw a itty bitty widdle baby corgi puppy at Winners.

R.I.P. BBM, I miss you every day.

To be known is to be loved.

I was gifted no less than 3 jars of pickles, 2 bulbs of Russian garlic, a jar of applesauce, 2 jars of homegrown weed, and a big fat bouquet of garden-fresh dahlias for my birthday.

I am always so honoured to receive things my friends have put their precious time into.

I would love for a journalist to do it. Just "fuck you, you're a liar and a conman" mic drop, caught on camera. Moonwalks out of the presser. Trump rage-shits himself on live TV.

10/10 recommend a laser tag birthday party as an adult.

I told Mama Gurns that I am excited to assume my final form as a bog witch next year lol

Thank you!

🥹 I'm honoured!

Thank you!

Thank you! 39 forevaaaaa

I suppose this is my "and holding" birthday.

"Sorry I can't, I had a hyper-realistic nightmare about the dog, and though rationally I know he is fine, I need to spend the next 24-48 hours cuddling him until my nervous system believes it".

A group of young ladies just walked by our picket line and one said, "are they still on strike?"

Nah babes, just like freezing my tits off with a big yellow sign round my neck for funsies, cheers.

One thing I must say about the strike is that I'm thankful I smoke BC-grown craft cannabis, all my faves are still available cause they can be Direct Delivered.

Everyone should be in a union, and never cross the picket line.

Collective organizing is the *only* way we’ve ever gotten shit done.

If I get one more Montreal Airport, someone at @mcdonaldscanada.bsky.social fixin to catch these hands.

If it comes down to picketing, I'll be showing up to your line with treats. Solidarity, sis! Secure the bag.

Government refuses to negotiate.

(Oh wait, that applies to about 34,000 of us across different professions right now...)

A dalmatian-esque dog wears a blue raincoat with yellow duckies on it and has a yellow BCGEU 'ON STRIKE' sign around his neck. He is sitting in a parking lot outside a BC Liquor Store.

A little rain didn't keep us from picketing today!

@bcgeu.bsky.social

I can only get so erect, CNN.

A dalmatian-esque dog is wearing a pink t-shirt and a black and pink baseball cap with a yellow BCGEU picket sign around his neck that reads 'on Wednesdays we wear PINK to picket'

On Wednesdays we wear PINK to picket.

@bcgeu.bsky.social

I made up a salted toffee cookie recipe and it SLAAAAAAPS.

A dalmatian-esque dog wears a yellow sign that says "BCGEU ON STRIKE" at a picket line in front of one of the BC Liquor Stores.

Big union guy, this dog.

#BCGEU #EwDavid

The dissertations online about T-Swifts new album really have me wondering if women are alright. What would the Pick Me's do without her?

(Its fine to dislike her music, it's fine to dislike whatever, but when it becomes your entire identity... girl, get therapy, you're fuckin weird)

You know who's awesome. Nurses.

I'm so full I'm gonna explode

You won't be able to unhear it next time lol

My entire life, I thought the chorus of Father Figure by George Michael was saying, "I'll be your bottom feeder"

... thank you for clearing that one up, Taylor Swift.