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I've been studying for days, watching dozens of videos on how to replace an electrical wall outlet. I told my wife I was ready to do it and she instantly hit me with a "nope," arguing that I'll still find a way to electrocute myself.

She is 100% correct. Good call. Bullet dodged.

A Christmas tree ornament of Shrek on his knees kissing the pass of Princess Fiona in ogre form as she's dressed like Mrs Claus.

Can't wait for next Christmas.

Things are bad but you have the revel in the small things, like how taco bell brought back the volcano menu just in time to pull me back from the abyss.

Update: My elbow was on the jumbotron.

My view from my seats at the Winter Classic game that pits the Florida Panthers versus the New York rangers in downtown Miami.

Been waiting a long time for this.

Ugh I keep forgetting to write 2026 on all the checks my mouth writes that my ass can't cash.

It's "cold" in Miami, so everyone is either wearing gym shorts and a hoodie or sweatpants and a tank top.

My spam folder has been especially horny lately. These bots are begging for my hog.

A squishy fidget toy by a company called Nee Doh. It's shaped like a teardrop, translucent purple with some iridescent confetti-like flex inside.

My fist squishing the Nee Doh fidget toy thing

I use this thing. It's a squishy gelatinous tear drop shaped fidget toy by a company called Nee Doh. It's a lot firmer than most squishy fidget toys which, to me, makes it a much more satisfying thing to mess with all day while I work.

There's a scene that's straight out of like four different Far Cry games. It's fantastic. James Cameron don't miss.

Loved Avatar: Fire and Ash. That said, and I say this with all due respect, there are parts of that movie that look like the trailer to a video game that you know is never going to get released.

Ah the gift of cat puke under the tree! Just what I wanted!

Merry Christmas!

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I'm drinking alone at the Taco Bell Cantina I promise it's not a cry for help.

I'm a man. A real man. A man's man. That's why I need the biggest, baddest, meanest everyday carry knife I can find so I can cut open the tape on the little packages I get in the mail and for nothing else.

I like when a piano falls on a guy and his teeth are replaced by the keys.

typing a love letter in the pizza hut font

Maybe I'm drunk idk but Rosalia's new album is the greatest album of all time.

Discuss.

Uh oh.

I'm too drunk for how much cooking I have left to do.

Talking to my wife but as an SEO headline:

I Pumped Air In Your Bike Tires (The Back One Was Real Low)

Today is the day we remind turkeys who's boss.

My wife reading me the email she wrote telling some coworkers that she's quitting for a better job is a good reminder that there are some long winded ways of saying fuck you.

Finally ate one of the hot peppers I started growing 5 months ago.

I then rubbed my eye with the hand I used to handle the pepper that I grew.

Another season in the books.

Thank you for listening.

Penultimate episode of season three!

My long journey in getting this season made and out finally comes to an end next Tuesday.

I will probably start writing season four that same day.

I like to think of myself as a good person but the way I treat my robot vacuum raises some questions that I'm afraid to answer.

My brain automatically goes into vacation mode between November 1 and the second week of January.

This weekend, celebrate that which is most important in life — me.