Luis Prada

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Bought a flashlight so bright that turning it on immediately disorients me and gives me a headache. I can change its brightness level, and at the highest setting I'm pretty sure it can cut through steel and retinas with ease.

New episode. Listen to it, or I swear I will continue living my life as usual, and I will continue to respect you, but I will continue to urge you to listen to my dumb comedy.

Just in case you were wondering, Top Secret! Is still brilliantly funny.

Listen to this week's episode of the podcast with your ears. Feel it with your heart. Laugh with your soul. Then run from it with your feet, and attack it with your hands when it comes near.

Made a steak sandwich on homemade ciabatta with homegrown arugula and store-bought fennel topped with spicy mayo.

Look upon my creation and weep

I will continue to release episodes of my scripted short-form comedy podcast until my demands are met...

Or until the season ends, which will happen in about five weeks.

Listen to this new one, and then all previous episodes as we barrel toward the final episodes of season three.

Not tall enough to feel like an adult while pushing a Costco shopping cart :-(

In defiance of God's will, I released another episode of my comedy podcast that's made up of small, bite-sized episodes.

FYI: You can breeze through the entire back catalog in only a few hours. Get to listening!

The Sopranos has skewed my idea of what topics I should be discussing with my therapist. If it's not about having to kill a close friend or relative because they're an FBI informant, it just doesn't seem worth bringing up ya'know?

Come listen to the new episode! Bring your ears!

Listen to this week's episode and then subscribe to the Patreon to read this week's behind-the-scenes essay wherein I describe how I accidentally manifested the premise for this episode in real life.

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Alien: Earth was excellent.

First episode of The Lowdown was a lot of fun.

The Paper was surprisingly great considering my low expectations going into it.

New episode that will fill you with mirth. You'll be mirth'd six ways to Sunday.

I have amassed the world's finest collection of minor social embarrassments that will haunt me until the day I die.

Got'em.

Oreo Reese's are the better of the two combos. The white is supposed to simulate the Oreo cream but it tastes a little bit like white chocolate. Not bad, just underwhelming. The element that really shines are the crunchy bits of Oreo cookie beneath the peanut butter. An excellent addition.

This week's new episode and a free peek at my Patreon essays! Come on in and explore.

The Dolphins have crushed my desire to watch them. Let them get lost at sea for all I care.

I'm out of the loop when it comes to blogging platforms and whatnot.

What's a good place to publish essays that's like Substack but isn't pro-nazi? I've got some silly, deeply inconsequential essays I want to post somewhere.

Definitely afraid of losing my freedom of speech-based job at the hands of the freedom of speech party.

I keep my phone to my left on my desk as I work throughout the day. I'll double tap it to wake it up to check the time or for notifications. Sometimes I put it somewhere else but I'll still tap the desktop to my left thinking it's there. The hollow woody echo is the sound of my phone addiction.

Podcasts used to be an escape from commercials about red tag sales at mattress stores, but alas it seems I will never outrun them.

Listen to the new episode of Truest Crime…or perish.

I can't be the first one to come up with this, but if I am, I'm going to delete this and become a millionaire:

A deodorant-style twist-y knob at the bottom of a can of Pringles that brings them up to you so you don't have to dig in the can for them.

I escorted it outside while screaming because I hate bugs. I guess I'm no better than my cat. But at least I took some action, unlike *some* members of this household.

Finally got around to playing Spider-Man 2. These games are pure joy. Big-budget AAA spectacle done right. Web slinging is meditative and soothing. I 100%'ed it, but I'm gonna keep it installed just to web-sling around now and then.

did some nice handwriting just now. I will stare at it throughout the day wondering why I'm incapable of doing that all the time.

Giant bug skittered across the living room. Our cat ran away in terror. Fucking useless.

Review of Reese's Oreos: They're ok.

Review of Oreo Reese's: Pending.

It's certainly been a week. Unwind a little by listening to my very silly sketch comedy podcast.