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@kamizar.bsky.social

Formerly the world's worst DJ Currently the world's worst producer Very not good politics and takes

204 Followers  |  97 Following  |  273 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  2.4927

Latest posts by kamizar.bsky.social on Bluesky

Baw gawd, it's Galileo with the steel telescope!

22.03.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would really like to burn some money on MTG:FF cards, but the product I want is completely unavailable due to bots. How lame is that.

20.03.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This man slept for 10 hours, came out looking worse

18.03.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just expose yourself

17.03.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But the stock keeps falling.

15.03.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never yelling at you, yelling with you.

15.03.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you say your face looks... Better offline?

11.03.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sir, do you live in reality?

Well only partially, sometimes i need to prove my fealty to my Lord.

09.03.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't do it kid, you'll shoot your eye out.

07.03.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro, now you're posting it and publicly shaming the pigeon. What if it just has big bones!? Big hollow bones!

07.03.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is good, actually 1/

06.03.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it just gods all the way down?

06.03.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, God has a God?

06.03.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss your deep analysis, but you're obviously so much happier after the change and I appreciate the content you still make for us.

05.03.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I have all the money, why am i not happy?"

04.03.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, that's tragic. Sorry to hear.

04.03.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Political education in this country is so broken that people don't understand how nonsensical this sign actually is.

04.03.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This man is about to lose it all with his negativity.

27.02.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Game.

26.02.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a group of people are watching a cartoon with a hippo in the middle Alt: Cartoon hippo asking a very important question.

Did ya get that "thing" I sent you?

25.02.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So... He just waits by his door for hours at a time? Does he sleep there?

19.02.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but like it feels like everything is more dangerous. Have you seen the amount of unhoused people on the streets? That Luigi guy? Planes falling? Murder just be going up!

19.02.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's not enough horses on earth you see.

19.02.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saga elemental is not something I ever expected to see.

18.02.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of the last time i tried to be funny.

18.02.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But you're so hot

18.02.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just had a dream about Phantom Dust last night. Now I'm upset we never got a remake.

18.02.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Wow, an academy! But i really can't just hog the spotlight, gotta get my co-writer to share some time, so c'mon Homer!

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Guess he's feeling shy tonight!"

17.02.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Habeas Corpus tho

17.02.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me frantically searching Google: "how to unburn down a house"

15.02.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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