Jimmy the Exiled

Grimble's podcast was becoming unbearable so I put a stop to it.

"So as I was saying, I think that the wizard schools should bring back turning unruly children into stone and placing them around the building."

The small english boy I transformed into a sheep:

Just because I offer a distraction, doesn't mean you should remain distracted.
Take a moment.
Breathe in.
Croak out.
We keep fighting for those who cannot fight for themselves and everyone who comes after.
Ribbit.

I need to do more stuff here.

I made a strawpage! send stuff x.com/Big_mike2000...

If you remember anything today, remember to vote for Jimmy!!

Forgot to announce this here but I think it's time the forest got a new face in office!

"I've got it! It's because the book is on fire!" "Ohhhhhh that makes sense."

Gentle Criminal looking car

Maybe you shouldn't have casted the spell so close to yourself."
*Muffled* "You fucking think?!"

"THATS WHAT YOU GET BITCH! THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY AMULET OF CINDER!"

She elden on my ring till I beat Rennala

Teacher: "Okay class today we're going to throw Finger into the pit of despair!"
Wizard named Finger:

"Heed my warning traveller. For the riches you seek come with a mighty price. You will have to defeat me in battle to so much as lay a finger on that gold, FOR I THE POOP WIZARD WI-why are you laughing?"

"Ooooooh, traveller look into my orb and see your future. Uh, it says not to buy a 2007 Ford Mondeo. What do you mean you wanted that one? No you can't have one anyway that defeats the whole point of the orb!"

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Things and stuff. Don't worry about it

I was compiling a list of my favourite characters and I'm starting to see a pattern 😭😭