chhavi kaur (performative CS girl)

Screenshot from "The Bear" where a cook is screaming in the kitchen. Caption: SOMEONE ORDERED THE FUCKING FOOD WE SELL

My 2026 writing schedule because people want to read the things I write

This would explain why i found a woman with massive tits standing over my coffin earlier

transition is a choice that anyone can make for any reason, and if I do it because of the Latent Transsexual Genes Lurking In My Head and some other bitch does it because she wants to attract lesbian librarians by bending over in a pencil skirt by the periodicals we are both right to choose it

my politics

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later, after explaining to my guard thet i was a woman and my name is
Frith~

my guard rings up

me: “[DEAD NAME] speaking”

guard: “Who’s the fucks that, I thought this was Frith’s phone”

awww

this sucks this sucks this sucks this sucks this sucks

i want to cry SO bad

im starting to think I *actually* have pmdd.

LMAO it's literally fineeee im like your niece its literally my job to mess with you

god bruh I will clarify with a tone tag from next time

I WAS LITERALLY JOKING

LMAO I WAS JOKING

Holding up a document containing GDPR like it's a religious symbol and Discord is a vampire

"second internet" as a sequel to "internet" where it's a mysterious peripheral thing filled with nerds geeks weirdos and gays and instead of "nobody on the internet is a girl" it's "everybody on the internet is a girl except for the guys and theys"

I'm sorry that it's inconvenient and annoying but at some point people have to realize that "let's all rely on that one service run by one commercial company" will always lead to the same problems like with Discord right now, especially for marginalized people.

my dash is thin ice and this post is rather heavy

my bsky posts are still going viral on twitter ???? 😭😭😭

Age verification?

No. Fuck off. My privacy is more important than your moral panic.

its so fucking frustrating that the entire second half hinges on the fact that Colette's characterization was murdered so Linguini could shine, which is just, SO, SO common

ratatouille is pretty unpleasant to me when i think about it, because GOD Colette would have 100% pepper-sprayed his ass if she werent written by a man

THAT IS SO SO SO AMAZINGG????

I actually wrote this as an erotically-charged moment in "Estro Junkies" btw

omggg

Mia talking through maya: wright, think. why could the defendant not have tied the bag from the inside

wright: uh

Mia: its because it was one of the normal bags, which you cannot tie from the inside. you should know this by looking at the knot

wright: yes

Maya: Yeah uh im afraid those bags exist, I used to play with them when I was younger, they are extremely popular nick how do you not know about them

wright: what...??????????

Pheonix Wright: If she was inside the bag, HOW DID SHE TIE THE KNOT FROM THE INSIDE

Von Karma: It was one of the bags that you can tie from the inside, you fucking buffoon

Wright: THE FUCK??????!!!!

and legally recognized as a
woman too now

all done

if i hear "guess who's not in the files? drag queens" i will tell you to shred yourself

Have you heard of women? Just ... wow