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@ahumblebard.bsky.social

Yarnbender, stationery hoarder, dice goblin, and general nerd. Your friendly neighborhood Cryptid. Tell your pets I said hi. she/her GNU Valentine; GNU Amber; GNU Dustin

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we are in hell

12.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7

In the wake of a massive confirmation that the tech industry’s run by deranged pedophiles, not a single tech platform should have the balls to start demanding ID and enacting invasive policies.

Yet they continue. They’re the ones being outed as dangerous and we’re the ones being regulated.

11.02.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3037    πŸ” 1174    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 8
[β€œTake my advice, when you meet anything that’s going to be human and isn’t yet, or used to be human once and isn’t now, or ought to be human and isn’t, you keep your eyes on it and feel for your hatchet.” β€” Mr Beaver, The Lion, The Witch & the Wardrobe]

[β€œTake my advice, when you meet anything that’s going to be human and isn’t yet, or used to be human once and isn’t now, or ought to be human and isn’t, you keep your eyes on it and feel for your hatchet.” β€” Mr Beaver, The Lion, The Witch & the Wardrobe]

C. S. Lewis tried to warn us about AI

11.02.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 493    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Everything else wrong with this aside, if some part of this makes sense to you:

When you show your papers, and the ICE agent (who is accountable to nobody) says of your real government issued ID "that's a fake" and seizes it, what do you do?

11.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.

The answer is always β€˜Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’

10.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8240    πŸ” 2228    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 31

K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.

09.02.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2533    πŸ” 259    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 29

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

09.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10696    πŸ” 6826    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 63

Cancelled my Nitro and i suggest you all should submit the the form to customer support.

09.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks, look, it’s easy to make fun of Kid Rock but it’s important to remember that it’s also hilarious.

09.02.2026 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1026    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 5

"We know there was a huge data breach recently but we super duper pinky promise it's fine now" doesn't exactly inspire confidence, Discord...

09.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Macbeth: SHIT

09.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10090    πŸ” 2046    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 49

Like Kendrick, political as hell precisely because it doesn't bother to acknowledge the haters. They're irrelevant, beneath attention. And nothing is more intolerable to fascists than the thought that their enemies are cool, enjoying themselves, and not thinking about them.

09.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2218    πŸ” 380    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 10

thank you bad bunny for allowing all the thirty eight year olds on bluesky to do the leo pointing meme at the television

09.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1858    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 15

i am not rooting for the seahawks so much as i am wishing ill upon the patriots

09.02.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That Dunkin’ commercial was Al of us collectively having a stroke, right?

09.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1047    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 8

The entire AI debate in a nutshell..

08.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 249    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His GoFundMe is here: www.gofundme.com/f/support-le... - I donated a few days ago.

08.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1806    πŸ” 1068    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

The audience.

26.01.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

wait wait wait ...

TUMBLR.

THE PORN BAN GUY FROM TUMBLR IS GOING TO RUN THE WASHINGTON POST.

Look I've been pushing back on the idea that Bezos is intentionally sabotaging the paper but COME ON this is a man who thought he could just take the boobs and dicks off of *Tumblr.*

07.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1657    πŸ” 608    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 20

...c'mon, I am just waiting on my damn tires to get mounted, I didn't come here to get Perceived and Called Out like this

07.02.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that explains the hollering from the living room

07.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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an elderly man is sitting in a chair and talking to someone . Alt: Werner Herzog saying "I would like to see the baby"
07.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17858    πŸ” 4487    πŸ’¬ 252    πŸ“Œ 110
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Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.

06.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12507    πŸ” 1835    πŸ’¬ 337    πŸ“Œ 321

πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰

06.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is sitting at a desk with a bowl of cereal Alt: Jonny Lee Miller crossing his fingers hopefully while eating a bowl of cereal
06.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's something utterly heartbreaking about hearing Shakespeare (et al) write words pleading for us to recognize that the stranger among us is human, and that we should imagine ourselves suffering as they do...

... and to realize that, for at least 400 years, we've not gotten this right.

06.02.2026 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No, tax software service I'm forced to use, I don't want to get ready for tax season. I shouldn't need to get ready for tax season. I especially do not want to give money to the federal government this year of all years, and very much don't want to have an existential crisis in exchange for schools.

05.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 321    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is only related in a sideways manner, but: the story of any small slice of humanity is the story of humanity, just boiled down and distilled. So:

In 2020, we had a lot of conversations about harassment at SF/F conventions, and Isaac Asimov came up several times.

05.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3137    πŸ” 1072    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 113

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