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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Chatbots Make Terrible Doctors, New Study Finds Chatbots provided incorrect, conflicting medical advice, researchers found: “Despite all the hype, AI just isn't ready to take on the role of the physician.”

one chatbot told a participant in this study to go lay down in the dark when he was presenting with a brain hemorrhage... what are we even doing

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i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

It is 2002, and I'm a stealth archer in Morrowind.

It is 2006, and I'm a stealth archer in Oblivion.

It is 2011, and I'm a stealth archer in Skyrim.

Please enjoy my most viral tweet of all time shared anew every year by dozens of slop aggregator accounts far and wide.

lmfao trump 100% had epstein killed

You may say it looks super suspicious that they drafted a memo about Epstein’s death the day before he died, but maybe they were just super prepared?

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

🚨 Epstein survivors release this powerful PSA in advance of the Super Bowl demanding answers from the Justice Department. This is the Super Bowl ad every American should see. Spread it everywhere.

The next time you see a blonde lady making “Healthy Millet Butterfingers” for five Children Of The Corn, you can be certain she did not wash her hands first.

are…uhh…are we the penis?

I have nervous breakdown problems in that I have nervous breakdowns.

A shirtless Kid Rock, looking old as hell, riding in a golf cart with a Busch Light in his hand

It looks like someone’s taking one of those hairless cats to the vet to be euthanized

a lego diarama version of the hot dog suit scene from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE, complete with tiny hot dog suited tim robinson and hot dog car, all the business people have scowling faces

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

i love the super bowl because it’s our chance to check in on this year’s celebrities with mortgages

At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.

Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026

The Hiker from Balatro saying "Is that a Gros Michel in your deck or are you just happy to draw me?" HEADLINE: Balatro Developer Announces New Update Will Let You Romance the Cards.

The solo developer of Balatro, LocalThunk, confirmed that Balatro’s first major expansion will add the ability for players to romance the cards in their decks.
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MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road

Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone.

Trans rights are human rights.

When we gather together, we can make Magic.

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Hey y'all, I'm still slowly gaining my strength back and making progress but I'm going to be $200 short on rent this month and have no money for groceries. I'm going to do my best to get some writing done and earn money but any help would take some of the stress away.
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

this post never fails to crack me up

Barret telling Cloud "People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)"

Surrounded (by morons)

I can't watch a whole Jubilee video because I get filled with rage witnessing that there are real people that are incredibly fucking stupid.

AOC: We are going to have to reckon, as a country, with this time. And I hope that that reckoning includes prosecution of people who are involved with the lawbreaking and human rights violations they are knowingly engaging in right now.